Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 cult film from dessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus' modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario, canada, from vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler El Santo (based on El Santo, Enmascarado de Plata
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- Jesus Christ: Lemonade?
- Priest: Will there be enough?
- Jesus Christ: Oh, there'll be plenty.