Last modified on 27 July 2014, at 23:42

Fictional last words in internet series

This page contains the fictional last words from internet video series such as Red vs. Blue, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, and Chad Vader. The quotes are listed by episode appearance and character name.

Channel Awesome seriesEdit

Atop the Fourth WallEdit

  • I will find out.
    • Who: The Entity (Lewis Lovhaug)
    • Source: Pokémon: The Electric Tale of Pikachu comic review
    • Note: Says this in response to Linkara's question of what happens with an Outer God dies, choosing to kill itself.
  • Do not apologize. And do not grieve. Cannot continue speaking. Need...concentrate...
    • Who: Pollo the Robot
    • Source: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan comic review
    • Note: Says this after sacrificing himself to defeat Lord Vyce and keep Comicron-1 from crashing to Earth; mostly unbeknownst to Linkara, Pollo downloaded his consciousness into a model of the character Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Diamanda HaganEdit

  • But she's your mother! She gave birth to you!
    • Who: No. 700
    • Source: Emmanuelle 4 review
    • Note: Character, a minion, says this before accidentally being shot by Diamanda Hagan; minion is referencing a ransom for Hagan's mother, which she ignores.
  • Sylbie. My name is Sylbie now.
    • Who: Sylbie/Sheldon
    • Source: Preaching to the Perverted review
    • Note: Character, a minion, says this shortly being being shot in the head by Aleister.
  • What's that, Mistress? [Hagan: A gas mask.] Why are you wearing it? [Hagan: Because of the gas.] Gas? What gas?
    • Who: Un-named minion
    • Source: Preaching to the Perverted review
    • Note: Says this before dying from poison gas.
  • Me!
    • Who: Un-named minion
    • Source: Preaching to the Perverted review
    • Note: Says this before being shot in the face by Hagan, who rhetorically asked who wanted to touch her.
  • I'm here for you, Mistress! [Hagan: Get the fuck away from me!] That's why you're alone!
    • Who: Un-named minion
    • Source: Preaching to the Perverted review
    • Note: Says this before having a knife thrown into her back by Hagan.

The Cinema SnobEdit

  • What? What? No. No, what—what are you talking about? I'm...I'm real...I...I am...I'm real...I...
    • Who: 80's Dan (Brad Jones)
    • Source: Caligula review (Part 2)
    • Note: Says this while disappearing when the Cinema Snob tells him he isn't a real character; character was later made the star of an eponymous review series on TheCinemaSnob.com.
  • Oh yeah?
    • Who: Phelous (Phelan Porteous)
    • Source: Caligula review (Part 2)
    • Note: Says this as before he hangs himself, after the Cinema Snob noted that the film Caligula "never hurt anyone."

The Nostalgia ChickEdit

  • Kirk's the best.
    • Who: Nella (Antonella Inserra)
    • Source: "Kirk vs. Picard" video
    • Note: Says this after a stepladder falls on top of her.
  • You're evil. That's cool.
    • Who: Dr. Tease's robot clone (Elisa Hansen)
    • Source: "Top Ten Evil Nostalgic Characters" video
    • Note: Says this before being killed by Dark Nella.
  • Nooooooooooo!
    • Who: Lord MacGuffin (Matt Gallo)
    • Source: "Top Ten Evil Nostalgic Characters" video
    • Note: Says this before being killed by Dark Nella. He returns in a later episode.

The Nostalgia CriticEdit

  • Who turned off the lights?! Who turned off—
    • Who: The Nostalgia Critic
    • Source: Halloween '08 Special
    • Note: Says this before he is killed by a possessed Teddy Ruxpin doll.
  • No, no, it's cool. Just let me work on my dying words: Oh—
    • Who: Turl (Noah Antwiler)
    • Source: Battlefield Earth review
    • Note: Character, based on the antagonist of the film reviewed, says this as his home planet of Psychlo explodes due to a lit cigarette. Returns in To Boldly Flee.
  • Ho-ho, you conformist! Don't you know that the answer to anything is—
    • Who: Dr. Bitch Spasms (Doug Walker)
    • Source: Patch Adams review
    • Note: Character, an obnoxious parody of the film version of Patch Adams, is shot by the Nostalgia Critic.

PhelousEdit

  • Did you really expect me to do a s—
    • Who: Phelous (Phelan Porteus)
    • Source: "The Ruins of Phelous" (The Ruins review)
    • Note: Says this before a houseplant impales his head with a stalk.
  • Oh screw this.
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Silent Phelous" (Silent Hill review)
    • Note: Says this before cutting his own throat after finding himself in the hell dimension of Silent Hill.
  • And I kid you not, there is no credit music. It's just, for four minutes, her screaming "no" over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and o—
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Phelous is Skinned Deep" (Skinned Deep review)
    • Note: Character's head explodes mid-sentence.
  • If he's going to review that, that'll mean it's gonna be me. Oh my—
    • Who: Phelous/Sam Beckett (Phelan Porteous)
    • Source: "Phobgoblins" (Hobgoblins review)
    • Note: Phelous is inhabited by the character from Quantum Leap, who chooses to kill himself rather than review Phelous' next movie.
  • Looks like Phelous has blasted off again!
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Phelous Aboard the Midnight Meat Train" (Midnight Meat Train review)
    • Note: Says as he is blasted through the Earth's atmosphere.
  • Hey, that doesn't look like my place—
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Resident Phelous: Extinction" (Resident Evil: Extinction review)
    • Note: Says this before his DVD player causes his house to self-destruct; references a shot from the Resident Evil video game, standing in for his residence.
  • I coulda got drunk...and stopped watching this movie...I coulda...that's something to consider...
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Santaberg Slays Phelous" (Santa's Slay review)
    • Note: Drinks himself to death after watching the film.
  • BUNNIES!
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Phelous's Night of the Bunny Rabbits" (Night of the Lepus review)
    • Note: Says this as he is attacked in his room by giant man-eating rabbits.
  • Ahhhhh! How is this even working? You're not even in the same place as me! Ahhhhh!
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Phetomatus Transfusion" (Automaton Transfusion review)
    • Note: Says this as he is eaten through a video feed by Skitch, his zombified sound composer.
  • Crap. I didn't think of that.
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Phetelous Sematary Two" (Pet Sematary Two review)
    • Note: Says this after taking a cyanide pill, not realizing that he doesn't have anyone to take him back to a native burial ground to bring him back to life.
  • All right, guess I survive this time. So I'll see you guys for the next review, where I'll be looking at the movie—
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Night of the Living Phail 3D" (Night of the Living Dead 3D review)
    • Note: Says this just before being shot in the head by a character in the film.
  • Oh, Doug, you're funny.
  • Well, it was worth a try, right?
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "The Deaths of Phelous" (The Deaths of Ian Stone review)
    • Note: First line is said before being shot in the throat by Doug "The Nostalgia Critic" Walker; second line is said after being shot in the head by Walker.
  • Cabin Fever 2 has no right to exist, and you know what? I'd rather not exist than watch this stupid bore-fest again. And oh, would you look at that? I'm conveiniently phasing out of existence. And you know what? I'm really good with that. I really am. I don't want to be in a universe where this movie was made. So goodbye, and I'll see you guys on the next Phelous
  • Oh fu—
    • Who: "Good Phelous" (Phelan Porteus)
    • Source: "Phevil Phead Phreelous" (Evil Dead 3 review)
    • Note: Says this before being shot in the head by "Bad Phelous".
  • Anyway, the Evil Dead movies are great, and I have to say—
    • Who: "Bad Phelous" (Phelan Porteus)
    • Source: "Phevil Phead Phreelous" (Evil Dead 3 review)
    • Note: Says this before being killed with a shotgun by "normal" Phelous.
  • Okay, we're done here. End the damn video!
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Dawn of the Phailing Dead" (Dawn of the Living Dead review)
    • Note: Dies of exasperation due to the review not ending.
  • Okay, I think I see where this is go— Ta-da!
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Turislous" (Turistas review)
    • Note: Says this as he instantaneously ages, then dies.
  • Man, I can barely tell who's getting stabbed in this scene.
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "DotCom for Phelous" (DotCom for Murder review)
    • Note: Says this while watching an incoherent murder scene, before being stabbed to death himself in the middle of his review.
  • That tells that! And ooh! Look! I've got my pulse back!
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Pulselous" (Pulse review)
    • Note: Says this before being electrocuted by his television.
  • Well, I've lost the will to live. Not sure if it's the face-downloading, the shittiness of Pulse 2006, or the fact that there's a Pulse 2.
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "PulselousDotCom.com" (Pulse review)
    • Note: Says this after being attacked through his computer by JewWario.
  • Damn obvious set-ups!
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Pulselous 2" (Pulse 2 review)
    • Note: Character, an "Internet ghost", says this as he is vaporized by a Ghostbuster version of himself.
  • Dammit Joe! I told you how much that hurts!
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Pulselousdotcom.com" (Pulse 3 review)
    • Note: Says this as he is being shot repeatedly by a former Internet ghost, "Angry Joe" Vargas.
  • Like a record baby, right round...round...round...
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Phatal Pulselous" (Fatal Pulse review)
    • Note: Says this after being slashed in the throat with a vinyl record by an unseen character.
  • Phelous, I sent you to my nightmare, Incubus. What did you think of it?
    • Who: "Evil Phelous" (Phelan Porteus)
    • Source: "Phinculous" (Incubus review)
    • Note: Character, an evil version of Phelous hooked up to a machine in his closet, says this before Phelous repeatedly shoots him to death.
  • CGI blood! And I'm still talking without a head!
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: "Phanaconda 3" (Anaconda 3 review)
    • Note: Says this after having his head bitten off by the anaconda from the film.

To Boldly FleeEdit

  • Oh, come on. No one's listening to a bunch of geeks. And besides, I've got all the equipment to study this thing. If something does go wrong, we'll still have it all documented. God strike me down if I'm wrong.
    • Who: That Sci-Fi Guy
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 1)
    • Note: Character's house was blown up, presumably killing him. After the Critic merges with the Plot Hole, That Sci-Fi Guy appears alive and well.
  • Maybe, just maybe, you should talk to hand. 'Cause the head all the way up here can't hear you... shorty.
    • Who: Lame R. Prick
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 2)
    • Note: Character was gruesomely killed off-screen by Mickey Paradis, after mocking his height. However, these were only his last words on screen. According to 8-Bit Mickey, his real last words were telling Mickey where Spoony was being held.
  • Yeah, I—I'm dead. Go away...I shouldn't have said that, should I—
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 4)
    • Note: Character is stabbed to death by a henchman of Turl and Zod's; character is instantly resurrected as a "redshirt".
  • Well, this guy used to flush Cherrybombs down the toilet.
    • Who: Tactical Officier Replacement
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 4)
    • Note: After the first Tactical Officier is killed by Angry Joe, Terl picks a random Mook as the replacement after the mook gives this line. He is later killed when his equitment explodes.
  • Oh, now someone wants advice from the redshirt, huh? Well—
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 4)
    • Note: Character says this before he suddenly explodes.
  • That's Grand Admiral Phelous, and the answer to your question is—
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 5)
    • Note: Character is crushed by a safe.
  • Cheesiest... line... ever!
    • Who: The Last Angry Geek
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 6)
    • Note: Says this before he is blown up by the Executor, in a similar manner as Mace Windu from the Star Wars prequel trilogy.
  • Capable?! This is the greatest day of my redshirt li—
    • Who: Phelous
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 7)
    • Note: Character spontaneously combusts.
  • Hey, did we always have this human sized box here?
    • Who: Mook
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 7)
    • Note: Character is shot by Angry Joe, who is hiding in a box, after saying this line.
  • Should we break it?
  • I-I don't know. Does he have homeowners' insurance?
    • Who: Mooks
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 7)
    • Note: Both characters are blown up by a bomb after saying these lines.
  • It's the only thing more powerful than a Red Shell. If we simply built—
    • Who: JO-Ed
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)
    • Note: Last words before character reverts back to Jesu Otaku.
  • Oh, it's just as my fortune cookie predicted.
    • Who: Christopher Clod the Executor
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)
    • Note: Character says before Turl's ship crashes into his throne room on the Death Bomb. He says a bunch of other last words in the credits reel.
  • To be...
  • ...or not...
  • ...TO BEEEEE!!!
    • Who: Mechakara, General Zod and Ferdinand von Turl, respectively
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)
    • Note: These characters say these lines before the Death Bomb is destroyed when SadPanda unknowingly activates Mechakara's self-destruct device.
  • You're right, Critic. You and your friends. You were right about everthing. Goodbye.
    • Who: Ma-Ti's Ghost
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)
    • Note: Last words said before Ma-Ti leaves the plothole and finally moves on.
  • See you on the other side, man.
    • Who: The Nostalgia Critic
    • Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)
    • Note: Last words before merging with the Plot Hole.

OtherEdit

Doug WalkerEdit

  • Hm. So God lied to me. That seems like a dick move.
    • Who: Roger
    • Source: You're a Rotten Bastard: A Christmas Special
    • Note: Character, the Nostalgia Critic's guardian angel, says this after being shot in the forehead despite claiming that God had told him that nobody could kill an angel. He returns in the Scooby-Doo review in the afterlife.
  • Dude, what are you on? 'Cause I want some.
    • Who: Bill
    • Source: Suburban Knights (Part 1)
    • Note: Says this before he is killed by an ancient sorceror, Malachite.
  • Hey, you're kinda hot. What're you doing tonight?
    • Who: Bitch Malachite Kills
    • Source: Suburban Knights (Part )
    • Note:
  • Dude. That's my heart.
    • Who: Chuck Chaffer's buddy
    • Source: Suburban Knights (Part )
    • Note:
  • Oh hey, I know him!
    • Who: The Good Witch of the Forest
    • Source: Suburban Knights (Part 6)
    • Note:
  • I have been, and always shall be, your friend. The power is yours.
    • Who: Ma-Ti
    • Source: Suburban Knights (Part 7)
    • Note: Addresses the Nostalgia Critic after being mortally wounded by Malachite, referencing Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Captain Planet. As revealed in To Boldly Flee, his character survived in Spoony until Ma-Ti finally passed on in Part 8.

Brad JonesEdit

  • You won't do it. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me! You won't fucking shoot me!
    • Who: Dean (Brad Jones)
    • Source: Freak Out (Part 3)
    • Note: Character, a serial killer, goads his accomplice, Wayne, into shooting him.
  • Too bad.
    • Who: Zalman (Brad Jones)
    • Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 2)
    • Note: Says this before being shot by the Hooker.
  • Course you do. You're the one who made him insane. And you, you annoyed the shit out of him, which made him even crazier. You have idea much that's affected us, the people who work for him?
    • Who: Mike (Jake Norvell)
    • Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)
    • Note: Character references Steele before being shot by the Hooker.
  • Damn, this whore can shoot.
    • Who: Violet (Carrie Jo Stucki)
    • Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)
    • Note: Says this shortly before being gunned down by Steele.
  • When you tell someone they're gonna be taking out a doctor and a prostitute, it's not always a given that they'll have the ability to fire back!
    • Who: Duncan (Ed Glaser)
    • Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)
    • Note: Character, an assassin, says this before being killed by Steele.
  • Well, this'll get the job done.
    • Who: Steele (Brad Jones)
    • Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)
    • Note: Says this as he prepares to kill Dr. Rogen and the Hooker, only to be shot in the back by Don.

Dragon Ball Z AbridgedEdit

  • And I voted for Bush!
    • Who: Farmer
    • Source: Episode 2: The Return of Raditz! Wait...
      • Note: Character killed by Raditz at the start of the series.
  • DAMN YOU HINDSIGHT! Bleh.
    • Who: Raditz
    • Source: Episode 2: And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh...
      • Note: Character was killed by Piccolo who had just told him he could have easily flown out of the way of the attack.
  • I don't think that's gonna work. (Krillin: Why not?) I sort of have a hole in my esophagus.
    • Who: Son Goku
    • Source: Episode 2: And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh...
      • Note: Character was telling his friend Krillin that a Senzu Bean, a bean that can cure all wounds and ailments, would not be able to help him. He was later brought back to life.
  • That's right! Don't worry guys! We worked ourselves half to death with our training! So I know that as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans! And we will wi–
    • Who: Yamcha
    • Source: Episode 7: Saiyans? On My Planet? (It's More Likely Than You Think)
      • Note: Character was blown up by a Saibaman just before the end of his encouraging speech. He was later brought back to life.
  • Wait, wh–
    • Who: Chiaotzu
    • Source: Episode 8: Nappa's Best Day Ever
      • Note: Character was blowing himself up to save his friends, but was told he couldn't be brought back to life, as they had previously done that before. He was later brought back to life.
  • I'm... right behind you... Chiaotzu.
    • Who: Tien Shinhan
    • Source: Episode 8: Nappa's Best Day Ever
      • Note: Character had just used the last of his energy to launch an energy ball at Nappa, but it only damaged his armor. He was later brought back to life.
  • Why... Didn't... You... DOOOOOOODGE! Bleh.
    • Who: Piccolo
    • Source: Episode 9: The Setup
      • Note: Character had just sacrificed his life for his student, but asked him why he didn't just dodge the attack, as was his battle cry during training. He was later brought back to life.
  • But... I... Well then. Goodbye, my friend.
    • Who: Kami
    • Source: Episode 9: The Setup
      • Note: Character was linked with Piccolo, so essentially, when one died, the other died. He was later brought back to life.
  • Oh, and I totally killed that guy. Oh well, at least we had fun getting here. Right, Vegeta? Vegeta? Remember the bug planet? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vege-AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
    • Who: Nappa
    • Source: Episode 9: The Setup
      • Note: Character had just been told that by killing Piccolo, he had destroyed the Dragon Balls, ruining the one reason they came to Earth. He was promptly killed by his partner, Vegeta. He was later brought back to life.
  • I'm on fire!
    • Who: Last Surviving Psychic Alien
    • Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged
      • Note: Character was (obviously) set on fire.
  • Sorry.
    • Who: Toma
    • Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged
      • Note: Character was apologizing for losing to Dodoria, and died in Bardock's arms.
  • And I now welcome the sweet embrace of death.
    • Who: Bardock
    • Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged
      • Note: Character was seeing a vision of his son fighting the Para Para Brothers, and accepted that everything he had done was in failure.
  • But-but I hate you! Why would I–
    • Source: Cui
    • Source: Episode 13: Dr. Briefs Made This Episode In A Cave... WITHABOXOFSCRAPS!
      • Note: Character had just been told by Vegeta that he wouldn't repeat anything he was just told. After saying this line, Vegeta destroys him.
  • W-w-wait! You and I – we can team up against Frieza! Rule the universe... as husband and wife!
    • Who: Dodoria
    • Source: Episode 15: Operation Dodoria Drop
      • Note: Character -- a female in this parody series -- says this before being fatally blasted by Vegeta.
  • What the–
    • Who: Zarbon
    • Source: Episode 17: A Lovely Bunch of Dragonballs
      • Note: Character says this before Vegeta blows an energy blast through him.
  • I fucking hate you.
    • Who: Guldo
    • Source: Episode 19: Arrival Fear!! Salute Ginyu Special Squadron! (Rough translation)
      • Note: Character has just been decapitated by Vegeta, who proceeds to throw dog treats at his living head. Vegeta responds by saying "I know", then blowing away the head.
  • No! So much... Joy! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!
    • Who: Turles
    • Source: Christmas Special 2010
      • Note: Character was killed by Goku who, with the assistance of Santa Claus, amassed enough joy to power up a Spirit Ball to destroy Turles.
  • That's it! Recoome has had enough! Feel the strength of the Recoome... Ultra Fighting Miracle–
    • Who: Recoome
    • Source: Episode 21: Stop! Celebrate and Witness, Goku's Back From 100X Fitness!
      • Note: Character was attempting his most powerful attack, but was defeated by a single blow by Goku before he could finish charging it up. Although this attack did not kill him, he remained unconscious until Vegeta blew him up later.
  • But remember, you still owe me that space soda!
    • Who: Burter
    • Source: Episode 21: Stop! Celebrate and Witness, Goku's Back From 100X Fitness!
      • Note: Character was having a heart-felt conversation with his best friend, Jeice. As Jeice was agreeing to spend time at the parody restaurant, "Spacey's," Goku defeated Burter in two blows. Although this attack did not kill him, he remained unconscious until Vegeta crushed his neck.
  • Clever girl.
    • Who: Jeice
    • Source: Episode 23: Grand Theft Goku
      • Note: Character had just learned of the Saiyan's ability to become stronger after nearly dying and had realized his fate. This line was said moments before Vegeta destroyed him with an energy blast.
  • CHANGE... NOW!
    • Who: Captain Ginyu
    • Source: Episode 23: Grand Theft Goku
      • Note: Character was using his signature move to change bodies with Vegeta, but Goku threw a frog in between them (although he threw it merely because it was gross). Although this did not kill him, he was unable to speak as a frog until the point when Vegeta stepped on him and killed him.
  • I feel that they have finally summoned the Dragon. Would be a real dick move to die right now.
    • Who: Super Kami Guru
    • Source: Episode 24: The Best Laid Plans of Saiyans and Nameks.
      • Note: Character focused intently on killing himself, and did some sort of strain to his body that killed him. Later, the character revealed that he had temporarily stopped his own heart.
  • "FUCK THIS I'M OUT."
    • Who: Frieza's Scouter
    • Source: Episode 25: "Nail is Piccolo, and So Can You!"
      • Note: This was the scouter's final message before it exploded.
  • WHY DIDN'T I WISH FOR IMMORTALITY!?
    • Who: Lord Slug
    • Source: Lord Slug Abridged
      • Note: Character had just been blasted by Goku's Spirit Bomb, sending him into the satellite he had put up.
  • Because you touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right. I'm your White Mage. And nobody fucks with the White Mage.
    • Who: Dende
    • Source: Episode 26: "Alien VS. Piccolo"
      • Note: Character had just healed Vegeta, who immediately started threatening him. After explaining why he couldn't, Dende was immediately blown up by Frieza. He was later brought back to life.
  • Because, Kakarot, you are our race's last hope. You are the last remaining Saiyan. Oh God, you're the last remaining Saiyan.
    • Who: Vegeta
    • Source: Episode 28: Leave It to Freezer
      • Note: Character addresses Goku after being mortally wounded by Frieza. He was later brought back to life.
  • Can't you take a joke?
    • Who: Krillin
    • Source: Episode 29: Freeza Burn
      • Note: Says this before Frieza lifts him into the air and causes him to explode. He was later brought back to life.
  • Choke on them! Choke on them!
    • Who: Super Kami Guru
    • Source: Episode 30: Freeza: The Final Cut
      • Note: Character had just revealed that he had caused a great drought on his planet and attempted to let himself die. He failed to do this, and his people slaughtered him. He shouted his last words as they devoured him.
  • Eh? Oh no! No no no no no! No no! No no no no no no! NO!!!
    • Who: Doore
    • Source: Revenge of Cooler Abridged
      • Note: Character was killed by Piccolo as he was attempting to catch up to Gohan.
  • I will see you in Space Hell, cousin Jeice.
    • Who: Salza
    • Source: Revenge of Cooler Abridged
      • Note: Character had been shot with Piccolo's Special Beam Cannon after hiding for half of the movie.
  • Before I die... I have one... one more final decree. All of our most elite warriors must learn dance choreography... Got to style... all over... our opponent's... balls.
    • Who: Lord Chilled
    • Source: TFS Special - Episode of Bardock
      • Note: Character was an ancestor of Freeza and his family, and was defeated by Goku's father Bardock, who had been sent back in time to milk that cash-cow.
  • If you're trying to be clever you're sorely lacking–
    • Who: Lord Freeza
    • Source: Episode 33: Cold Cuts
      • Note: Character was addressing Trunks who had made the pun "You should split" in reference to the fact that he was about to cut Freeza in half.
  • I'm a haggler?
    • Who: King Cold
    • Source: Episode 33: Cold Cuts
      • Note: Character was bargaining for his life by offering Trunks one planet, then three, and finally two and a half. He says this line when Trunks calls him on lowering his offer.
  • Your thirty day trial has expired. Would you like to... purchase... Win... rar...
    • Who: Android 19
    • Source: Episode 36: Super Saiyan Swagger
      • Note: Character was an android whose lines were generic programming terms. It said this line after Vegeta had destroyed its body, leaving only the head.
  • Well, personally I think that would be uncalled for.
    • Who: Pepper
    • Source: Dead Zone Abridged
      • Note: Character said this in response to Piccolo's reference of The Spice Girls' attack on him. Piccolo promptly threw him into a wall and killed him with an energy blast.
  • OH MY GOD!!!
    • Who: Cinnamon
    • Source: Dead Zone Abridged
      • Note: Character screamed this as he watched Goku's Kamehameha barreling towards him.
  • What a... douchebag...
    • Who: Ginger
    • Source: Dead Zone Abridged
      • Note: Character said this as he lay dying under rubble after being hit by Goku's Kamehameha.
  • So... Could one of you possibly spare one of those Senzu Bea-
    • Who: Dr. Gero
    • Source: Episode 37: Dr Gero or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Androids
      • Note: Character was barking orders at his creation, Android 17. 17 responded by punching through Gero's chest and kicking his head off. Gero said this final line just before 17 crushed his head.
  • Really? *sigh*
    • Who: Cooler
    • Source: Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge: The Reckoning.
      • Note: Character was responding to Goku's extremely lame line "It's time to put you on ice." Character exploded shortly after saying this.

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged SeriesEdit

  • "Stand by me..."
    • Who: Marik Ishtar
    • Source: "Episode 46: Melvin'd
    • Note: The character's soul was inhabiting the body of his ally, Bakura, with his body taken over by his evil imaginary friend, Melvin. He is destroyed by an attack by Mega-Ultra-Chicken.
  • "Tell my fangirls I love them!"*
    • Who: Florence Bakura
    • Source: Episode 46: Melvin'd
    • Note: The character is destroyed by an attack by Mega-Ultra-Chicken.
  • "How very untimely!"
    • Who: Noah Kaiba
    • Source: Episode 54: They Saved Tristan's Brain
    • Note: The character was killed by Serenity's crazy driving, after she failed to listen to Joey's advice.
  • "Death to America!"
    • Who: Grandpa
    • Source: BBT Abridged Movie
    • Note: The character was killed by a falling building, but he was resurrected by The Crimson Dragon after it went back in time.
  • "I'm dead."
    • Who: Pegasus
    • Source: BBT Abridged Movie
    • Note: The character was killed by a falling building, but was resurrected by The Crimson Dragon by going back in time.
  • "No no no! Nonononono! No no no! Nononono!"
    • Who: Paradox
    • Source: BBT Abridged Movie
    • Note: The character was destroyed by an assault on him by the protagonists and their monsters.
  • "Shut up. You're going to die. And then you'll be dead. Because I killed you.
    • Who: Anubis
    • Source: Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Movie
    • Note: The character is destroyed by Yugi using Kaiba's "Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon" card.

How It Should Have EndedEdit

  • Oh my.
    • Who: C3PO
    • Source: How Star Wars Episode IV Should Have Ended
    • Note: See below.
  • Well, so much for that idea.
    • Who: General Dodanna
    • Source: How Star Wars Episode IV Should Have Ended
    • Note: The characters were planning to launch a assualt on the Death Star. However, not having an intricate plan of attack, because of it being "all Princess Leia's fault" that she decided to go back herself with the plans, knowing full well she'd risk getting caught by the Empire, they end up staying put on the planet surface. The Death Star almost immediately blows up Yavin upon arrivial of orbiting (due to Tarkin demanding that they were ready to fire), Dodanna mutters this line before the Rebel Base is blown up as well, leaving Han and Chewbacca to escape just in time.
  • No, no! Meesa stay! Meesa comic relief. Meesa bring farts and clumsy times! (Qui-Gon: That won't be necessary.) Oh, but it is. 'Tis demanded by the Gods it is!
    • Who: Jar Jar Binks
    • Source: How The Phantom Menace Should Have Ended
    • Note: After rescuing Jar-Jar, the Gungan starts badgering Qui-Gon Jinn excessively until the Jedi shoves him in front of an approaching Battle Droid craft, directing its fire back at Jar Jar's body, before destroying the craft.
  • But mostly to save your own skin, correct?
    • Who: Captain Jack Sparrow
    • Source: How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended
    • Note: As the Black Pearl is sinking at the hands of Davy Jones' Kraken, Will Turner calls Elizabeth out for kissing Jack, to which Jack claims that Elizabeth did it to buy the others some time to save themselves. Frustrated, Will proclaims he is through going along with the adventures of the group. Either way, they drown when the ship falls into Davy Jones' Locker.
  • Precisely.
    • Who: Elizabeth Swann
    • Source: How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended
    • Note: See above.
  • That does it. From this point on, I'm out. We are so broken up. All of us!
    • Who: Will Turner
    • Source: How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended
    • Note: See above.
  • Here I come, Pete. I'll help you save the day. No matter what I'll help you-BIRD!
    • Who: Harry Osborn
    • Source: How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended
    • Note: After goaded back into going to aid Peter in defeating Venom after learning the truth of his father's death from his butler, he ends up hitting a bird that was freed from the radiation testing area where Flint Marko attempted to hide in earlier. As a result, he crashes into a brick wall and his glider is sent flying.
  • Oh, dang, he was telling the truth.
    • Who: Eddie Brock, Jr.
    • Source: How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended
    • Note:
  • Here, take my parts, and you will become the greatest Autobot that everyone wishes you to be. Fulfill your destiny!
    • Who: Jetfire
    • Source: How Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Should Have Ended
    • Note: See Fictional last words in Transformers media. However instead of retaining Jetfire's parts, Optimus is transformed into his G1 incarnation of himself.
  • Very well, I'll bide my time. And as or you my fine lady, just try to stay out of my way, just try. I'll get you my pretty, and you're little dog t-
    • Who: The Wicked Witch of the West
    • Source: How Wizard of Oz Should Have Ended
    • Note: After issuing a warning of vengenance towards Dorothy, the Wicked Witch is shot down by a Munchikin guard. As one of the other guards questions his partner asking how it could've been possible to kill her with anything but water, the guard responds by saying he thought the same way until he noticed that Dorothy's house crushed the Witch of the East, and decided since they were carrying guns, he'd shoot her. As the town celebrates, Glinda laments that her plans to send Dorothy out on a mission to kill the Witch herself are ruined.
  • Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission to explore strange new world. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone bef-
    • Who: James T. Kirk
    • Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
    • Note: After the Enterprise was sucked into a black hole, the crew ends up in the Star Wars universe, and is promptly blown up by the Death Star.
  • Captain, even if we survive, it is unpredictable when or where the ship will emerge on the other side.
    • Who: Mr. Spock
    • Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
    • Note: See above.
  • Aye, aye, sir.
    • Who: Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
    • Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
    • Note: See above.
  • We are still caught in the gravitational pull.
    • Who: Pavel Chekov
    • Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
    • Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.
  • Yes, sir.
    • Who: Hikaru Sulu
    • Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
    • Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.
  • CAPTAIN, PLEASE!!!
    • Who: Nyota Uhura
    • Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
    • Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.
  • Jim, if you make me say "I'm a doctor, not a magician", I'm gonna come up there and punch you in the-
    • Who: Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy
    • Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended
    • Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.
  • I know, but, even the cannon?
    • Who: Red Shirt
    • Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended - Deleted Scene
    • Note: As Kirk demands for the Red Shirts and the ship's cannon be jettisoned, a Red Shirt asks if the jettison request is true before all the Red Shirts are shot out through the ship's air lock.
  • (Iron Man: Well, if you say it's more advanced, then by all means I guess I'll just surrender my- TANK MISSILE!) Careful, man! That's a brand new suit here!
    • Who: Obidiah Stane/Iron Monger
    • Source: How Iron Man Should Have Ended
    • Note: In the fight between Iron Man and Iron Monger, Obidiah launches upward with his rocket boots after announcing he had upgraded the original Iron Man suit, despite the slow take-off speed. He then says to Tony that he is certain his suit is far more advanced. Snidely, Tony fires a missile straight at the Iron Monger suit, blowing it up. While discussing it with Superman and Batman at the "Super Cafe" he stated that his reasons for killing Obidiah were the fact that Stane tried to kill Tony twice, and by throwing a villain in jail, all that results in is them breaking out and swearing revenge.
  • AAAUUGHHHHHH!!! I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!
    • Who: Indiana Jones
    • Source: How Indiana Jones 4 Should Have Ended
    • Note: In the infamous nuked fridge scene, Indy emerges out from the explosion of the atomic bomb testing stie, only to have all his bones broken. He screams in agony and is very likely to die from this. The (real) Indiana Jones then immediately wakes up in a hospital room, only to find it was just a bad dream with (among other things) giant ants, Russians, and millions of disappointed fans.
  • Oh, I hope my girlfriend is still alive!
    • Who: Grail Knight
    • Source: How Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Should Have Ended
    • Note: After the knight, who spent all of his time guarding the Holy Grail warns Indy of what would happen were he to remove the Grail from the temple, is told how he could've just carved the warning into the walls so he wouldn't have to sit alone for 700 years, he immediately rushes out of the temple, lamenting how he had wasted his life standing guard. As soon as he gets outside, he immediately ages rapidly and crumbles into dust.
  • We've gotz ze grail! We've gotz ze grail! We've gotz ze grail!
    • Who: Elsa Schneider
    • Source: How Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Should Have Ended
    • Note: After Indy had healed Henry Jones Sr. with the waters of the Holy Grail, he surrenders the Grail to the Nazis while he, Marcus Brody, Sallah, and Henry Jones Sr. escape from the cave. Elsa and her fellow Nazis celebrate until they accidentally cross over the seal and are killed when the cave crumbles over top of them.
  • Ooh! Right in the- oh dear.
    • Who: Smaug
    • Source: How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended
    • Note: After Thorin and his troupe of dwarves (alongside Bilbo Baggins) attempt to befriend Smaug, it attacks them before setting off to destroy Lake Town. However, Legolas shows up firing a black arrow from his bow, killing Smaug with a blow right in its chestplate.
  • (Harry: It's over!) It's never over! Avada Kadav-!
  • I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people, if I want. I-
    • Who: Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort
    • Source: How Harry Potter Should Have Ended
    • Note: In the final battle against Harry, Voldemort is gloating over the fact that he plans to finally kill his nemesis, only to hear Harry call him off and announce that he recently came back from the dead and his friends were going to kill Nagini (the last Horcrux). Cut to Neville slicing Nagini's head off with the Sword of Griffindor. Not fazed, he tries to cast Avada Kadavra again only to be shot in the head by Professor Snape (turns out he survived by drinking "Honey Badger Anti-Venom" ever since joining the troop of Death Eaters, and he could heal his own wounds). Using Harry's cloak and Time-Turner, he goes back to where Dumbeldore first met Riddle, to kill the boy. He succeeds, surprising Dumbeldore.
  • Or we could just burn him. Isn't that the purpose of having flamethrower arms? Ow, Jisus!
  • Fitzle fire. Fitzle fire.
    • Who: HYDRA Nazis
    • Source: How Captain America Should Have Ended
    • Note: Both are shot and defeated by Captain America, as he leads the charge against Red Skull's forces.
  • Uh, she- lost the will to live?
    • Who: Emperor Palpatine
    • Source: How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended
    • Note: In the final battle between Vader and Luke, Vader notes that Luke's thoughts for his friends and his sister betray him, only then to be sidetracked by the surprise that Vader has a daughter in Leia. Estatic, he starts telling everyone inside the Death Star that he has a daughter, to the annoyance of Palpatine. In realization, Vader then asks the Emperor how he could have twin children (Luke and Leia) if Vader had "killed Padme in his anger". Reluctantly, Palpatine admits the truth about Padme's death to Vader. Enraged, Vader attacks his master while being electrocuted by force lightning, killing both of them in the process.
  • You lied to me! I'll kill you! Get over here!
    • Who: Darth Vader
    • Source: How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended
    • Note: See above.
  • That water looks awfully cold.
    • Who: Professor Moriaty
    • Source: How Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Should Have Ended
    • Note: After being tackled down by Holmes off a balcony in the mountains, Moriaty asks Holmes if his efforts to try and stop him were worth it. Holmes then explains that has an inflatable life preserver with him, seeing as he knew Moriaty would attempt to steal his brother's oxygen tank and poke holes in his preserver when in reality, he poked holes into a sack of beans. Seeing each other as equals, they say to each other that they look forward to a future with each other as rivals, only to soon crash into the rocks below.
  • I did not consider the cold. Or the rocks.
    • Who: Sherlock Holmes
    • Source: How Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Should Have Ended
    • Note: See above.
  • Wait, what?
    • (sobbing) "Camo- camo- camoflague. Paintin' camo- camo- camofl-"
    • Who: Peeta
    • Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended and How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
    • Note: After defeating Cato, Katniss and Peeta are informed by the heads of the Game that the previous rule change (there will be two winners) has been revoked, before trying to convince them to kill each other. After this, Peeta and Katniss then question them on what if they refused, stating that they have to have a Hunger Games victor, and threatening to commit suicide by eating poison-laced berries. Unfazed, they wait for Katniss and Peeta to proceed, until Katniss then confesses she doesn't truly love Peeta, as he ends up eating the berries and dies. The second quote comes from when Peeta is desperately trying to camoflague himself (while singing a parody of Coldplay's song Paradise), only to bump into Slenderman and be captured/killed by him.
  • Did he just blow up the mothership?
    • Who: Frankie
    • Source: How The Avengers Should Have Ended - Bonus Scene
    • Note: Both he and Bert are Chitauri soldiers celebrating a job promotion and a good family life only to be killed when Tony Stark's actions blow up the Mothership, causing the soldiers to drop dead in their tracks.
  • Yeah? Is that bad?
    • Who: Bert
    • Source: How The Avengers Should Have Ended - Bonus Scene
    • Note: See above.
  • What The?!
    • Who: Jabba the Hutt
    • Source: How Return Of The Jedi Should Have Ended
    • Note: Blown up by a thermal detentator as Luke and Leia attempt to rescue Han Solo.
  • Just this weird note I found taped to these rocks we passed: "Don't look, or it takes you." (Glimmer: Well, that's strange.) What do you think it means?
    • Who: Marvel
    • Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
    • Note: Shows a page note to Cato's team, and is then captured and likely killed by Slenderman while the others flee.
  • Guys? Hello? Something really weird's going on... Ah!
    • Who: Thresh
    • Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
    • Note: Killed by Slenderman while calling out for his teammates.
  • Where are you, you bald creep? C'mon, where are you- gah!
    • Who: Clove
    • Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
    • Note: Killed by Slenderman while trying to search for him.
  • I'll just hide in the bathroom. I'll hide in the-
    • Who: Rue
    • Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
    • Note: Captured by Slenderman while attempting to hide in a dillipated lavatory.
  • I'm being eaten alive!
  • Who keeps banging that drum?
    • Who: Cato
    • Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended and How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
    • Note: When confronting in each other in the Hunger Games, the first quote comes from Katniss shooting Cato in the hand to free Peeta, leaving Cato to be mauled and eaten by the muttations. The second quote comes from a frightened Cato being captured and killed by Slenderman.
  • I just wanted to hunt other children!
    • Who: Glimmer
    • Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
    • Note: Captured and killed by Slenderman.
  • I did it. Woo-hoo! District Twelve, I win!
    • Who: Katniss Everdeen
    • Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games
    • Note: After being announced as the winner of the Hunger Games, she proclaims her victory unaware that Slenderman appears behind her, and kills her. In disbelief, Secena Crane is told by one of the workers that Slenderman can still get and kill you even if you win.

Pony Dot Mov/Ask JappleackEdit

  • This is a generous beating!
    • Who: Rarity
    • Source: Dress.Mov
    • Note: As Twilight attempts to search for her friends to combat Discord, who has recently appeared, she discovers that Rarity's house is occupied with groups of Mexican workers. After some time has passed, the workers then announce towards Rarity they are revolting against her, and proceed to beat her up. She ends up surviving, and is seen in Swag.Mov.
  • Hey, look girls! I've finally got my cutie mark. I finally got my cutie mark, girls! Uh, girls? Where are yah'll goin'?
    • Who: Applebloom
    • Source: Shed.Mov
    • Note: In the beginning of the episode, Applebloom finds she finally got her cutie mark; just as Discord is continuing with his rampage. In the process, Applebloom is squished by Discord. After Rainbow Dash resets time to the events of Shed.Mov, Applebloom is spared from being crushed as Discord's attention is caught by the now giant-sized Rainbow Dash.
  • [Pinkie: Man, Fluttershy sure has a lot of weird art.] Yeah, but what do you expect from some quiet bitch who spends her time with woodland creatures?
    • Who: Rainbow Dash
    • Source: Shed.Mov by HotDiggetyDemon
    • Note: Rainbow Dash is part of a search group Twilight sent out to search for the Elements of Harmony in order to fight off a kaiju version of Discord, who is terrorizing the town. Deciding to start the search in Fluttershy's shed (despite her constant warnings of "Stay out of my shed!" in the past), they find the shed is full of slaughtered animals, with their skeletons nailed to the wall; as well as Derpy Hooves, whose body was made into a decorative toaster cozy. As Fluttershy arrives, Pinkie and Spike flee, leaving Rainbow Dash behind to be sliced open by Fluttershy (who attempts to eat her brain). As it turns out, she was actually in a coma the entire time, and wakes up to be able to save Ponyville by going back to fight Discord as a giant.
  • PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!!
    • Who: Discord
    • Source: Swag.Mov
    • Note: As time is reset to the start of Shed.Mov, Rainbow Dash (now made a giant in order to fight Discord) and Discord battle. He briefly gains the upper hand, until Scootaloo's words of belief help spur Rainbow's hopes. After saying the above line, Dash beheads him with the Sword of the Titans of Harmony.

Red vs. BlueEdit

The Blood Gulch ChroniclesEdit

  • Tucker... T-Tucker. (Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay man!) No. Ah... I'm no- I'm not gonna make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you. (Tucker: What is it?) I just wanted you to know, I always hated you. I always hated you the most. (Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.)
  • Okay. Herk...Bleah!
    • Who: Pvt. Leonard L. Church
    • Source: Episode 8: Don't Ph34r the Reaper
      • Note: Though Church dies, he comes back as a ghost two episodes later and remains a part of the main cast. From this point forward, Church hates Caboose more than Tucker, and "Herk...Bleah!" is used for when someone dies in the series. Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction, however, argues that Church survived not because he became a ghost, but because he is actually the Alpha AI. The second quote is said during the credits of the episode.
  • Bloody murder! Bloody murder! Oof!
    • Who: Pvt. Mickey
    • Source: Episode 10: A Shadow of His Former Self
      • Note: Character was killed by Tex in a flashback, so his death took place long before the series started.
  • This doesn't seem physically possible! Herk-Bleah!
    • Who: Pvt. Jimmy
    • Source: Episode 10: A Shadow of His Former Self
      • Note: Was beaten to death with his own skull. His final words were commenting on the situation.
  • Church, is that you? It, it's gone, Church. The A.I., it's gone. Thank you. Heeee, bleah.
    • Who: Agent Tex
    • Source: Episode 19: Last One Out, Hit the Lights
      • Note: Dies after being hit by a grenade thrown by Donut. Ironically, the A.I., which would come to be known as O'Malley, actually survived and possessed Caboose. Though dead, like her ex-boyfriend Church, she comes back as a ghost a few episodes later.
  • Oh, please! That fudge-finger couldn't hit me! No, wait. I'm gonna die. Herk, blow me.
    • Who: "Church"
    • Source: Episode 33: An Audience of Dumb
      • Note: Character is actually Caboose's mental image of the real Church. Upon the image's death, Caboose loses all memory of anything regarding Church.
  • (Wyoming: Looks like it's your lucky day, mate.)Oh, thank God! (Wyoming: Don't have time to torture you, so I'm just going to have to kill you.) What? Oh man, this sucks!
    • Who: Phil
    • Source: Episode 40: Visiting Old Friends
      • Note: Shot in the head by Wyoming. Character's initial importance is unknown.
  • My quest is over... I can see the flag... It's so, flappy... Hegh-bleahhh!
    • Who: Red Zealot
    • Source: Episode 48: Heavy Metal
      • Note: Dies from being slashed by Tucker's newly acquired plasma sword. However, he is apparently revived in a deleted scene.
  • Thank you, son. Feeling much bet-... better. Ahh! (Church: What? What's the matter?) That medication it-it didn't have... Ow! Aspirin in it did it. I'm allergic to asperin. (Church: Ummm!) Can't feel honches, spleen failing, glutes... glutinizing. Church... before I die... I have to tell you something incredibly important. I hold the key to our victory here. (Church: What? What is it?) Herrrr (Church: Aw crap!) Blaghhhh
    • Who: Captain Butch Flowers
    • Source: Episode 50: Silver Linings
      • Note: Character had originally been thought to die of a heart attack. Church (from the future) attempted to give the character a vaccine that would prevent the Captain from dying. Ironically, trying to help Flowers kills him because the Captain is allergic to aspirin, which the vaccine contained. Tucker would later scavenge the armor for himself and the character would be revived temporarily around episode 100.
  • No, that's our job. To win the war at any cost. (Church: Yeah, well good luck. Now that we have you, all we need to do is stop O'Malley. And Tex'll be more that happy to do that.) Oh, on the contrary, my friend. Now that she knows our plan, not only will she not stop us, our dear Tex is going to help us.
    • Who: Agent Wyoming
    • Source: Episode 99: Repent, The End Is Near
      • Note: Character does not die until the beginning of the next episode, but he doesn't say another word until Tex shoots him.

Out of MindEdit

  • Wait- wait. Tex. Don't- don't let 'em-
    • Who: Agent York
    • Source: Out of Mind Part Five
      • Note: Character was shot to death by Wyoming.

ReconstructionEdit

  • Oh! Why!
    • Who: Jones
    • Source: Reconstruction Chapter 3
      • Note: Character was shot to death by Caboose off-screen. Character's name was mispronounced Jo-enn-ess
  • (Sheila: Warning. Warning. System failing.) Sheila! Damage report! Now! (Sheila: Rear stabilizer offline. Navigations offline. And my system clock does not match interior records.) Did Gamma get loose? (Sheila: Negative. But I do not know how much longer I can contain him.) Computer. What about there? In the canyon. Can we land? (Sheila: Analyzing data.) Just tell me! Can you get us there? (Sheila: I am unable to calculate-) Sheila! Give me manual controls now! (Sheila: Acknowledged. Manual controls activated. Warning. Decompression. Rear doors opening.) Where are they going? Close the hatch! (Sheila: Rear doors open.) Wait! (Sheila: Acknowledged.) What's happening? (Sheila: Warning. Altitude critical. Brace for impact.) Hold on everyone! Hold on! Everybody just hold on!
    • Who: Agent Tex
    • Source: Reconstruction Chapter 5
      • Note: Character died long before this took place. This was only a recording of the ship crash. Character died between the events of The Blood Gulch Chronicles and Reconstruction.
  • Oh come on, Wash. What're you gonna do? Sh- (Wash: Yes.)
    • Who: Agent South
    • Source: Reconstruction Chapter 6
      • Note: Character was shot to death by Agent Washington before finishing the word "shoot".
  • How much time do you need? (Agent Washington: Whatever you can get me. When the EMP goes off-) When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I am a mother fucking ghost.
    • Who: Pvt. Leonard L. Church/Alpha AI
    • Source: Reconstruction Chapter 19
      • Note: Character implanted himself into the Meta's head to allow Agent Washington to activate an EMP which destroyed every AI the Meta had amassed, including Church.

RecreationEdit

  • (C.T.: Yes! Great shot Jones!) Thanks! But it's actually pronounced Jo-enn-ess, sir!
    • Who: Jones
    • Source: Recreation Chapter 18
      • Note: Character was a throwback joke to a character from Reconstruction, see above.
  • What in the hell is that thing? Oh son of a-
    • Who: Resistance Leader
    • Source: Recreation Chapter 19
      • Note: Character was referring to Epsilon-Church, who proceeds to shoot him with his laser face.
  • (In spanish) Someone explain what's going on.
    • Who: Lopez the Heavy
    • Source: Recreation Chapter 19
      • Note: Character was shot by Agent Washington. Being a robot, he may come back at a later time. In Recreation Chapter 17, Lopez said "I made back ups of myself this morning," so he could be easily revived.

RevelationEdit

  • Tsk tsk tsk. Wrong answer.
    • Who: Agent Tex
    • Source: Revelation Chapter 19
      • Note: Character is threatening Agent Washington, but before she can kill him, she is tackled by The Meta. A fight ensues, and The Meta traps Tex in a Recovery Unit, which later fails, leaving her trapped inside. While not technically dead, they were her last words in the real world.

Season 10Edit

  • Here, take the info. It's not complete, but it'll get them started. Go. Find the new artifact.
    • Who: Agent Connecticut/Connie
    • Source: Episode 10: C.T.
      • Note: Character lost a fight to Agents Carolina and Texas. Texas stabbed her with two axes and after escaping with the leader of the resistance, C.T. succumbed to her wounds.
  • Perhaps the next time around.
    • Who: The Director/Leonard L. Church
    • Source: Episode 22: Don't Say It
      • Note: Character had ordered his computer system to shut down all facility systems that ran the building he was in, which included the life support system. Character died off-screen, either due to suffocation or self-inflicted gunshot.
  • It has been an honor, sir.
    • Who: F.I.L.S.S.
    • Source: Episode 22: Don't Say It
      • Note: Character was a computer system that ran an entire facility, and was ordered by The Director to shut down all facility systems and to delete every file on the system, excluding a personal file of The Director's. The deleted files included this character, and she was deleted.

Homestar RunnerEdit

  • Aw, this was supposed to reduce my overhead! Not turn into my head!
  • Who: Bubs
  • Source: Doomy Tales of the Macabre
  • Notes: Since his death by decapitation by his concession stand was merely a product of Strong Sad's writing, his death is not canon.
  • Augh! Rose Face, Rose Face!
  • Who: Strong Bad
  • Source: Rock Opera
  • Notes: The Cheat threw a rose to his eye, But, He's wouldn't die.
  • So, I'm gonna have to jump!
  • Who: Strong Bad
  • Source: Rock Opera
  • Notes: His death is not canon.

Chad VaderEdit

  • Mop.
    • Who: Weird Jimmy
    • Source: Chad Vader Season 2 Episode 10 "Somebody Dies"
    • Notes: In an attempt to rescue Chad from the demented Randy, Weird Jimmy pushed Chad out of the way, only to be hit by Jeremy's lightsaber. He later reappears as a ghost.
  • No, you, it's like reverse bargaining. Alright, I'll take it for free then.
    • Who: Random customer
    • Source: Chad Vader Season 3 Episode 10 "6 Ways to Die
    • Notes: Death not seen or mentioned, but since Chad made him leave the store with a bomb, it is extremely possible that he died.
  • I told you, I would protect you all. I will fight for you until my heart stops beating!
    • Who: Damien Nightshade
    • Source: Chad Vader Season 3 Episode 10 "6 Ways to Die
    • Notes: Takes the final bomb and explodes in the parking lot.

OthersEdit

  • Don't worry... Captain Hammer will save us...
    • Who: Penny
    • Source: Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
    • Notes: Penny is speaking to Dr. Horrible, Captain Hammer's archnemesis, after being impaled with shrapnel caused by the explosion of Dr. Horrible's death ray (caused by Captain Hammer).