Eight Crazy Nights
Eight Crazy Nights (2002) is an animated musical comedy movie about the magic of the holidays starring Adam Sandler.
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Davey Stone
- Smell ya later, poopsicle.
- So she's available?
- Oh I didn't do it for you...I did it for the ladies.
- Huh?
- Oh, God.
- Okay.
- (to Whitey, after his trailer has been destroyed) I should stick you on a twig and roast you!
- (Davey comes over to see a disgusting sight: Whitey’s butt cheeks are covered with white, furry hair as Whitey puts a jock strap on) Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think I’m gonna (burping) BAAARF!
- Jelly jugs... the next time you come to my court, you better wear a bra, okay?
- (slurring) Yuck.
- And the answer to your question is Spencer's Gifts. They definitely have furry underwear.
- JENNIFER! JENNIFER! What's the matter with the way I live my life?! Huh, Jennifer?! Where are you?! At home, reading your baby boy a bedtime story, while he sucks his thumb and goes pee-pee on his blanket?! AW, HORSESHIT!!
- Good, your house sucks!
- (blows his whistle) Okay, that’s it. Game over. Nobody wants to see an old man die. Fatty’s team loses because I want to see him cry again.
- Must be game time.
- Foul on this kid for eating everything in sight.
- They died.
- No, let me do it right now. (puts both hands up to Whitey in a fist, and flips his middle finger on both) One. Two. Three. {Shot of Whitey, nodding} Four. Five. Six.
- (sarcastically) Fascinating.
- That's a good look on you, but for health reasons, I should spray you off.
- That's a Game Boy, you idiot!
- (drunk) Well, right now I’m going to go for another restaurant record: longest burp. (Davey burps a huge burp, breaking the glasses on a group across the restaurant, even disgusting a homeless man outside)
- (opening a flask) Your honor, I still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you. (he takes a drink of whiskey, and then jumps very quickly, and not very far) {the people viewing just shake their heads} I’d hit a three-pointer, except I’d have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo-boo.
- Hell no thats gay!
Whitey Duval
- Technical foul!! Technical foul!!
- What other options do you got, Rockefeller?!
- (in a seizure at the end of the movie) This is the happiest seizure of my life.
Cast
- Adam Sandler - Davey Stone/Whitey Duval/Eleanor Duval
- Jackie Titone (Alison Krauss, singing) - Jennifer Friedman
- Austin Scout - Benjamin Friedman
- Allen Covert - Old lady / Bus driver / Mayor's wife
- Rob Schneider - Narrator / Mr. Chang
- Kevin Nealon - Mayor Dewey
- Norm Crosby - Judge
- Jon Lovitz - Tom Baltezor
- Richard Page (singing) - Davey's dad
- Ann Wilson (singing) - Davey's mom
Store logos
- Dylan and Cole Sprouse - KB Toys soldiers
- Tyra Banks - Victoria's Secret gown
- Blake Clark - Radio Shack walkie-talkie
- Peter Dante - Foot Locker guy
- Ellen Albertini Dow - See's Candies box
- Kevin Farley - Panda Express panda
- Lari Friedman - The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cup
- Tom Kenny - The Sharper Image chair
- Carl Weathers - GNC bottle
