Eight Crazy Nights

Eight Crazy Nights (2002) is an animated musical comedy movie about the magic of the holidays starring Adam Sandler.

Davey StoneEdit

  • Smell ya later, poopsicle.
  • So she's available?
  • Oh I didn't do it for you...I did it for the ladies.
  • Huh?
  • Oh, God.
  • Okay.
  • (to Whitey, after his trailer has been destroyed) I should stick you on a twig and roast you!
  • (Davey comes over to see a disgusting sight: Whitey’s butt cheeks are covered with white, furry hair as Whitey puts a jock strap on) Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think I’m gonna (burping) BAAARF!
  • Jelly jugs... the next time you come to my court, you better wear a bra, okay?
  • (slurring) Yuck.
  • And the answer to your question is Spencer's Gifts. They definitely have furry underwear.
  • JENNIFER! JENNIFER! What's the matter with the way I live my life?! Huh, Jennifer?! Where are you?! At home, reading your baby boy a bedtime story, while he sucks his thumb and goes pee-pee on his blanket?! AW, HORSESHIT!!
  • Good, your house sucks!
  • (blows his whistle) Okay, that’s it. Game over. Nobody wants to see an old man die. Fatty’s team loses because I want to see him cry again.
  • Must be game time.
  • Foul on this kid for eating everything in sight.
  • They died.
  • No, let me do it right now. (puts both hands up to Whitey in a fist, and flips his middle finger on both) One. Two. Three. {Shot of Whitey, nodding} Four. Five. Six.
  • (sarcastically) Fascinating.
  • That's a good look on you, but for health reasons, I should spray you off.
  • That's a Game Boy, you idiot!
  • (drunk) Well, right now I’m going to go for another restaurant record: longest burp. (Davey burps a huge burp, breaking the glasses on a group across the restaurant, even disgusting a homeless man outside)
  • (opening a flask) Your honor, I still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you. (he takes a drink of whiskey, and then jumps very quickly, and not very far) {the people viewing just shake their heads} I’d hit a three-pointer, except I’d have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo-boo.
  • Hell no thats gay!

Whitey DuvalEdit

  • Technical foul!! Technical foul!!
  • What other options do you got, Rockefeller?!
  • (in a seizure at the end of the movie) This is the happiest seizure of my life.


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