Dragon Ball Z: Lord Slug
Dragon Ball Z: Lord Slug is the fourth Dragon Ball Z movie.
- Television Anchorman: (after a television rendition of the Earth exploding is shown) Well folks, you saw it. That's the computer simulation of what's going to happen to the Earth later this afternoon. Now, if you're anything like me, then you're scared! And you don't want to spend the last moments on Earth in a television studio! So...uh...have a happy end of the world, see you, bye.
- Krillin: Oh man! It can't end. I've never even had a girlfriend! No! It's not fair! I haven't even lived yet!
- Master Roshi: (to himself, while asleep) There, there honey. It's alright. Don't worry ladies...there's enough of me to go around.
- Oolong: I'm allergic to fear...you know. Please, lets go home.
- Dorodabo: (after Piccolo beats Dorodabo) Hold on, hold on! Please, please don't kill me! You're strong, but you can't beat Lord Slug. So why not join him while you can. (Piccolo brings his hand close to Dorodabo's reaching hand) Huh...excellent. I see you want to live. You won't be sorry. It's the smart thing to do. (Piccolo brings his hand in front of Dorodabo and blasts him in the face, killing him) Huh...hey! Ahhhh!
Dialogue
- Bulma: You've got some nerve landing here and shooting up our planet! You're guests here you know! What kind of way is that to act, huh?
- Angila: Our master Lord Slug has commandeered this planet. You are his guests now. Follow his edict and you shall live, or you can join the countless others who have tried to resist and died!
- Bulma: You can't-
- Angila: Of course we can you fool! You're in denial. Wake up girl. Look. Just stay out of our way. You're out of your league here. You're playing with the big boys now.
- Bulma: Hey! You don't scare me! What do you want with our planet anyway, you geek?
- Angila: It's simple. We're going to terrafreeze it and convert it into our own personal starcruiser.
- Angila: (after the air is purified for Lord Slug's troops to breathe freely) They're like children. Give them some air to breathe and they're happy.
- Dorodabo: It's still too hot for my taste.
- Metamatcha: Heh heh heh. It's all that insulation you have. You're as thick as a building. This is nice tropical weather, yes...warm enough to keep my toes from getting numb but still cold enough to kill the Earthlings.
- Dorodabo: Yeah, and soon they'll be dropping like flies.
- Metamatcha: Nothing like a little home improvement.
- Dorodabo: Yeah.
- Dorodabo: Heh! Well, what do we have here? Medamatcha, you take the little guy and the green one is mine.
- Metamatcha: Aw, what a ripoff! No fair.
- Angila: Heh. Just be happy I'm letting you fight.
- Piccolo: You morons. Shut up and fight.
- Dorodabo: What did you call us!?
- Angila: This was supposed to be my day off. Now I'm all dirty.
- Metamatcha: Stop complaining. It was a blast. These guys were wimps.
- Metamatcha: Don't worry. You'll be joining them soon.
- Goku: I'm only going to say this once. Remove these clouds and get off of the Earth. Otherwise, you'll leave me no choice but to destroy you.
- Metamatcha: Hee hee hee hee hee. Hear that Angila. He thinks he's going to destroy us. Hee hee ha. He's some comedian. Hee hee hee hee hee hee.
- Angila: Have any other strong words you'd like to throw at us, little man?
- Goku: Words won't win this battle.
- Metamatcha: So True!
- Angila: Hey, Metamatcha! Above you!
- Angila: You...you're dead! (exhales and takes a blast at Goku, but deflects it blasting at his mouth causing him to swallow)
- Metamatcha: Aaaaaaaaaah...
- Angila: Ah...oh...ah...oh... (the blast causes Angila to collapse and die)
- Lord Slug: Oh...it's impossible to find good help. If you've come to apply for the soldier jobs, use the side entrance.
- Goku: Thanks. But no thanks. We're both self employed.
- Lord Slug: Oh, I see. Well, I've already staked my claim here so don't interfere.
- Goku: Hm...wow, what enormous energy. It's so different than anything that I encounter before.
- Krillin: Man, this bozo's asking for it. Relax, I got this one.
- Goku: No! Krillin, wait!
- Krillin: Ah... (charges at Lord Slug, but sends Krillin flying away) Aaaah...he's all yours, Goku!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
- Goku: Krillin! Grrr... (flys up to Slug, and he dedges it) Ha! (takes an energy blast at Lord Slug, but blocks it)
- Lord Slug: Hm hm hm hm hm hm! Hm...
- Goku: Haaaa... (flys up to attack, Slug pops out) Ah... (Slug punches him in the face)
- Lord Slug: Heh heh heh ha!
- Goku: Haaaaaaaaaa... (flys up to Lord Slug, battling with him, as Slug blocks Goku's fists)
- Lord Slug: Is that all you've got? (kicks Goku in the stomache, and sends him flying to the cities)
- Goku: Aaah... (falls over and gets his head stuck in the ground)
- Lord Slug: Hm...yesterday, you might have had a chance, but thanks to the dragon balls, you're fighting Lord Slug and his crime. (pichs up Goku and throws him into the truck as the truck blows up as Goku gets stuck in the city, He is about to fight Goku)
- Goku: Ah...ah...
- Krillin: Ah...ah...
- Oolong: Ah...
- Icarus: Rawk... rawk...
- Gohan: Ah...uh...ah...
- Piccolo: Gohan, hang on.
(Goku is still unconscious)
- Goku: Uh...uh...ah...gosh, what now? What am I going to do? Another one of my techniques isn't working on this guy. He's two steps of everything I do. He's breaking me apart.
- Lord Slug: It feels good to be young. (uses an eye beam at Goku)
- Goku: Ah... (jumps and dodges the beam) Ah... (looks at Slug breaking the building) Uh...aaaaaaaaah... (throws a punch at Lord Slug's faced, but looks unafazed)
- Lord Slug: Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm! Now that wasn't nice. (punches Goku and knocks him out in in the building) Nothing like a window shopping. (he Grabs Goku's undershirt, and starts punching him)
- Goku: Uh...ah...oh... (Slug punches Goku in the stomache) Oh!
- Lord Slug: Ah...ah... (kicks Goku up, grabs him in the shirt) Yes, there's more! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... (punches Goku and gets his head stuck in the building, he goes up to him grabbing his shirt, kicking him in the stomache, punching him in the face, kicking him in the stomache again, punching him in the face again, kicking him in the stomache again, punching him in the face, kicking him in the stomache, punching him in the face, kicking him in the stomache, and he punches him really hard, rips his shirt off, sending him to the ground, and he drops Goku's shirt to the ground)
- Goku: I can't give up. Everyone's counting on me. Krillin, Oolong, and Icarus. Ah...ha...ha...Gohan, Piccolo, hand in there, please. Guys, I need your energy! If there's anything left to give, I need it now! This is our last chance!!
- King Kai: I'm afraid they have nothing left to give, Goku.
- Lord Slug: I'm bored, it's time for you to die.
- Piccolo: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
- Lord Slug: Hey, why are you laughing? You're about to die.
- Goku: Ah, Piccolo. You gave me your power. Thank you. I know what to do.
- Lord Slug: Stop it you little runt! Where are you!?
- Goku: Good. That's done. Now for these clouds. (flys up to the sky, as Lord Slug stretches his arm and grabs his leg) Huh...ah... (Lord Slug fly with Goku to the sky, gets through the clouds blasting him away, and pops out of the clouds) Yaaaah...aaah...the sun. I can always count on you. I just need to borrow a little energy. Yes! Aaaaah...yeah!
- Lord Slug: Aaaaaah... (pops out of the clouds)
- Goku: Heh.
- Lord Slug: Aaaaaaaaaah...
- Goku: Yes!
- Lord Slug: Aaaaaaaaah...
- Goku: Aaaaaaaaaah... (blasts his Spirit Bomb)
- Lord Slug: What?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH... (gets hurled by the Spirit Bomb and the cloud machine as well destroying them both, the clouds get oliberated and Earth is saved)
(In King Kai's Planet)
- Bubbles: Ooo...ooo...aaah
- Krillin: Goku!
- Goku: Huh? (sees Krillin, Gohan, Oolong, and Icarus)
- Krillin: Goku!
- Gohan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yay! You did it!
- Goku: Hey guys. You're both fine.
- Krillin: Eh...
- Gohan: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Goku: Hey! Yajirobe!
- Yajirobe: That's right! In the flesh! Fair and give. I'm gettin' tired of saving you guys.
- Krillin: Where'd you hide? That's what I'd like to know.
- Gohan: Ah ha ha ha ha!
- Goku: Ah ha ha ha ha!
- Yajirobe: Hey! I wasn't scared! Shoot! (a injured Piccolo grabs Yajirobe)
- Piccolo: Ugh!
- Yajirobe: Yaaaaah!
- Gohan: Ah!
- Goku: Huh? No way!
- Krillin: Uhhhh!
- Piccolo: Please...uh...give me a bean.
- Goku: Oh, man!
- Yajirobe: One Senzu Bean coming up! (gives it to Piccolo and eats it)
- Piccolo: Man, what a day huh?
- Gohan: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! OH, gosh Piccolo! You ears!
- Piccolo: Grrr... (his ears grows back)
- Gohan: Yeah! Now I get the point! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Goku: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Oolong: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Krillin: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Piccolo: Funny, Gohan.
(at the Kame House, Master Roshi wakes up)
- Master Roshi: Oh my. Yaaaaaawn. Oh my. That nap was just what the doctor ordered. Yaaaaaawn. A one. A two. And a five. And a six. Now if only something excited would happen around here.
