Dragon Ball: Emperor Pilaf Saga

Dragon Ball is a Japanese anime that originally aired in Japan from February 26, 1986 - April 12, 1989 on Fuji TV. It is based on the original manga series established by Akira Toriyama. The English dub started in 1995 by FUNimation, which has partnered up with Trimark, for the first 13 episodes, then redubbed in August 20, 2001, along with the other 140 episodes, for a total of 153 episodes.

Emperor Pilaf Saga

Secret of The Dragon Balls

Goku: Where is your tail? (Searching for tail in Bulma's butt)

Bulma: You little freak! What do you think you are doing?!

Bulma: So, kid. What's your name, anyway?

Goku: My name is Goku. G-O-K-U. What's yours?

Bulma: My name? Mine?

Goku: Uh-huh.

Bulma: Bulma.

Goku: (giggling) That's funny.

Bulma: Goku's not exactly normal, so there!

Goku: But it's not as weird as yours!

Bulma: Hey, you be quiet! Bulma happens to be very elegant! It's a lot better than Goku, that's for sure! Hmph!

(Goku refuses to give Bulma his grandpa's Dragon Ball)

Bulma: Hey, I know what. Look I'll trade ya. (pulls up her skirt) You let me have your Dragon Ball, and I'll let you have a little peek.

Goku: What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?

Bulma: IT IS NOT DIRTY YOU RUDE LITTLE BOY!!

Bulma: Uh oh. Excuse me a minute Goku, time for a pit stop.

Goku: Okay. I'll come too.

Bulma: Oh no you won't! Don't the words pit stop mean anything to you? Stay right there! (Bulma runs off)

Goku: Pit stop? What does that mean?

Bulma: I need to pee you lame brain!

Goku: I don't get it. Why can't she just pee right here? How strange.

Bulma: GOKU, COME HERE QUICK!!

Goku: Huh? I sure wish she'd make up her mind.

Goku: Hey! It looks like now is a good time to do a little tail fishing!

Goku: Don't go far fishes its lunch time

(Bulma thinks about Goku looking the camera with a astotus smile)

Bulma: The little kid is stupid, his dragon ball disappear when I get my wish

Bulma: [after see Goku's dragon ball] Oh, my godness, is a dragon ball! [push Goku away and take the dragon ball]

Goku: Hey, give my grandpa back now!

The Emperor's Quest

Bulma: Hey, what's that horrible smell? (pinches her nose) Ugh, you need a bath, Goku!

Goku: Uh... what's a bath?

Bulma: Oh, kid! I can't believe you're asking! I guess I gotta show you...

(Goku takes his clothes off, throws them in the hamper from behind, and picks up a towel)

Bulma: We civilized people call that a towel. Now, let's get this over with. Hop in.

(Goku is about to take a bath)

Goku: So, this is a bath?

Bulma: (Sees Goku naked) Look at you! You're supposed to cover up the front!

Goku: Like this? (Covers his face with a towel)

Bulma: Goku, why do you have a tail growing?

Goku: Well I don't really know why I just know all boys have 'em.

(After Goku's bath, Bulma decides to take one herself)

Bulma: There's nothing like a long hot bath to melt a woman's cares away. That's for sure. (She relaxes, then sees Goku staring at her and she covers herself in the tub.)

Bulma: What are you doing?! Can't you see I'm taking a bath kid?

Goku: Yeah. I was going to help you scrub your back. You know, since you don't have a tail.

Bulma: No way! I can scrub my own back. Now beat it! Shoo! Shoo!

Goku: Gosh, I don't get it Bulma. You were going to help me scrub my back.

Bulma: Goku, you're a little kid and I'm practically a full grown woman. There's a big difference.

Goku: There is?

Bulma: Yes there certainly is. But we're not going to get into that right now.

Goku: Hey, you don't have to be ashamed. No way.

Bulma: What in the world are you talking about? I happen to be one of the most beautiful girls that you will ever see. So what do I have to be ashamed of buster?

Goku: Not having a tail?

Bulma: That's it. Get out of my face.

Goku: But I want to help.

Bulma: Beat it!

Goku: Oh come on!

Bulma: (gets out of the tub and throws objects at Goku) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM AND STAY OUT! AND FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T WANT A STUPID TAIL!!

Bulma: I don't know what planet this kid is from but it's not Earth!

Bulma: Look Goku, you can go out in public and have your hair sticking out in every direction if you want to but not me!

Goku: to Turtle: Gosh! Are woman like this where you come from?

Turtle: No, most have tails.

The Nimbus Cloud of Roshi

Turtle: Have you forgotten the code, Master? Please, that's wrong. Dead wrong!

Master Roshi: Oh, hush up, will you? Can't a master take a break from training, and have a little fun?!

Turtle: Now I understand why you couldn't ride your cloud...

Master Roshi: Bite your tongue!

Bulma: This is so embarassing... I can't believe I'm doing this. (lifts up her gown and shows herself to Roshi) TA-DA!! (turns away blushing) There, done!

Bulma: Hey, watcha doin'? I wouldn't do that if I were you...

Goku: Ooh, yuck! This water's salty!

Bulma: Man, I never thought things ever go this well! We really need 3 more Dragon Balls. I guess it was meant to be, kiddo. (Bulma enters the house)

Goku: Ah, wow! I wish my grandpa could see me now! (hears Bulma screaming that her panties was in the house, and gets off Nimbus) Hold on, Bulma! I'm coming! (enters the house) What's going on in here? What's wrong?

Bulma: (while holding her panties in her hand, feeling scared) M-My underwear was here on the floor... I'm afraid to look... (feels herself if she has been wearing her panties) They're not there! (Bulma feels embarrassed) Oh, that means on that beach, that old man... Oh boy...

Goku: Oh, is that all? Well, that's okay, Bulma. That's where I put them.

Bulma: What are you talking about?

Goku: After I took 'em off this morning.

Bulma: Are you saying that you took my underwear off while I was sleeping this morning? Huh?

Goku: I sure did.

Bulma: (shows Goku a pair of panties in her hands) These underwear?!

Goku: Yup. They're the ones! (sees Bulma set up the MAC-11) What are you doing, Bulma? (Bulma uses the MAC-11 on Goku)

Oolong the Terrible

Father: I thought he was Oolong. I was only trying to protect my daughter.

Goku: Daughter? Does that mean you're a girl?

Pocawatha: [giggles]

[Goku touches Pocawatha's crotch; she squeals]

Goku: Yep, thought so! You're a girl alright. [Bulma bashes Goku in the head]

Goku: What did you do that for?

Bulma: GUESS EINSTEIN!!

Goku: (to the old lady, after touching her crotch) So you're a girl, aren't you?

Old Lady: (blushes) Huh? What a randy boy!

Bulma: (bashes Goku on the head, shouts) ARE YOU CRAZY?! PLEASE STOP DOING THAT!! UGH!!

Oolong: Why did you do that?!

Goku: ...But I didn't do anything.

Yamcha the Desert Bandit

Oolong: My pig appeal gets them every time.

Goku: You're appealing barbequed.

Oolong: Don't ever mention barbeque around me again! Getting skewered is no laughing matter among us pigs!

Oolong: Just give it time honey. You'll see. I'm the man. (squeals in embarrassment after Goku touches his crotch) Hey, back off, kid! I ain't that kinda pig!

Goku: You were right. You are a man.

Oolong: Of course I'm a man, you imbecile! What more do you want?! I'll take a polygraph--give a blood sample. Just don't ever do that again! (pushes Goku who almost falls off the boat)

Oolong: (after changing back from a dirt bike) So that's the thanks I get. What's the use anyway? I can only hold a new shape for five minutes, then poof. (Bulma goes stunned) Everyone thinks shape-changing makes you stronger than you really are, but it don't. I couldn't even carry you out of here if I wanted to, but I've got another idea. WOW! (changes into bloomers, Goku gasps) Here! How's this, Bulma? (Bulma trembles in anger) Put me on and only one of us has to walk.

Bulma: YOU PERVERT!!!! TAKE THAT!!!! (slaps Oolong to the ground)

Goku: Next time, maybe you should try being her hat.

Keep an Eye on the Dragon Balls

Oolong: (notices Bulma looking around the bathtub) Now what are you looking for?

Bulma: Peepholes.

Oolong: Hey! What kind of place do you think I'm running?

Bulma: Well I wouldn't put it past you.

Oolong: What?

Bulma: You little perv.

Oolong: She's a girl and we're guys. And we're gonna wanna wish for some guy things, like a harem, with 300 girls!

Goku: Golly. Why would you want to have 300 girls?

Oolong: How's that kid?

Goku: Well, can you imagine what it'd be like having 300 Bulmas to listen to?

Bulma: (bashes Goku on the head after her shower) How dare you talk behind my back, Goku!

Goku: (rubs his head) I was just, uh--oh, never mind.

Oolong: (sees Puar disguised as Goku, thinks) I don't get it! I put enough in those drinks to knock out a horse! If that little imp catches me up here, he's sure to squeal to Bulma, and she'll fry my bacon GOOD! I gotta think of something fast!

Yamcha: I know what's under here.. Dragonballs.. (attempts to grab to feel what Dragonball feels like, but it appears to be Bulma's breasts) Odd, they seem kinda flimsy...

Yamcha: (traumatized after seeing Bulma naked) Not Dragon Balls... Not Dragon Balls...

Bulma: (seen wearing a bunny outfit) Ugh! Hey, what's this, Easter?! This is no outfit; it's a costume! And I look ridiculous in it, Oolong!

Oolong: Well, tough luck. That's all I've got. My stock of women's clothes is down this month.

Bulma: Hmph! You know, there's something not quite right about you, Oolong, but I just can't quite figure it out!

Oolong: I'm a pig?

Goku: (finishes eating) Mm-mm-mm! Phew! Me too! (laughs) That was great!

The Ox-King on Fire Mountain

Chi-Chi: (after decapitating a dinosaur, screams) GROSS!! LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE!! I CHOPPED HIS HEAD RIGHT OFF!! (she uses her helmet disintegrating the dinosaur in smithereens)

Bulma: Attaboy, Goku! Keep him off balance!

Goku: (after touching Chi-Chi's crotch with his foot) Oh, so you are a girl. I really wasn't sure at first.

Chi-Chi: (screams in disgust) YOU JERK!! (pushes Goku off the Flying Nimbus)

Goku: (groans and rubs his head) Gee whiz! You didn't have to knock me off the cloud, you know!

Chi-Chi: (embarrassed for what Goku did) Well, with your manners, you think you just crawled out of the woods!

Goku: Well, I did. (Chi-Chi giggles and blushes)

The Kamehameha Wave

(Master Roshi is searching in his house looking for the Bansho Fan)

Master Roshi: H-Hey, Turtle. Do you remember what I did with that blasted fan? I can't find it anymore...

Turtle: You're using as a placemat, the last time I saw it.

Chi-Chi: Huh? A placemat?!

Master Roshi: Dear me... That was the Bansho Fan? Oh, I spilt some juice on it, so I threw it away because it was all sticky. (disappointment groan)

Goku: No!

(Chi-Chi is about to cry)

Turtle: Here comes the tears...

Chi-Chi: (cries) We can't put out the fire!

Goku: No Dragon Ball, either..

Master Roshi: Enough! It looks like I'll just have to go to the Fire Mountain, and put out those flames myself.

Bulma: Quiet. Listen... I promised that old goat I'd take some stupid walk with him around his island. Well, I just don't have time for that. I need you to change shape and take my place.

Oolong: Rrrngh!

Bulma: No arguing! You do it, or I'll say the "P" word!

Oolong: Now you listen here, sister! Go ahead and do your worst, because I will not stoop that low! I do have some semblances of dignity left!

Bulma: Okay. Have it your way, piggy.

Oolong: All right, all right. I'll do it.

Bulma: (after Oolong went too far on Master Roshi) What were you thinking, Oolong?! I'm so mad at you right now, I could just... (Bulma bashes Oolong on the head with her fist)

Boss Rabbit's Magic Touch

Bulma: (to the Rabbits) If anyone has anything to learn, it's you two Cro-Magnon morons! Grown men in rabbit ears! Ha! Can you believe these two idiots?

Oolong: Wait, Goku is no match for a pistol!

Monster Carrot: (hops after Goku who has Bulma transformed into a carrot) I...want...my...CARROT!!

The Dragon Balls are Stolen!

Bulma: (making Yamcha nervous) Yamcha, I know this might sound a little weird, but there's something I'd like you to do for me. Would you mind closing your eyes for a second, please?

Yamcha: (in a nervous state) Close my eye?!

Bulma: Yeah, just for a second, pretty please?

Yamcha: But what for?

Bulma: You'll see. (she giggles as Yamcha's heart beats and hesitates) Aw, come on!

Yamcha: (thinks) Oh, no! Is she really gonna kiss me?! I think I'm gonna die! (shudders and does as Bulma told him)

Bulma: You too, Puar! (Puar does so, checks her radar) No peeking, you two! (thinks) Hey, not too bad. They're only about 25 miles away.

Yamcha: Can I open my eyes now?

Bulma: Sure, go ahead.

Yamcha: (does so) Hey nothing happened. Nothing happened! Nothing at all!

Bulma: Hey, something happened. I just can't say what. Us girls, we have to keep our secrets, you know. (nuzzles him) Don't be mad! (Yamcha screams to his shock)

The Penalty is Pinball

Goku: Yamcha, I think I can get him if I dive through that window.

Yamcha: That's a TV set, you dummy!

Bulma: (after being captured by Pilaf) Get me out of this thing! Right now, you freak!

Emperor Pilaf: You insolent brat! I am the great Emperor Pilaf and I will be the only one giving the orders here today! Tell me where that last Dragon Ball is. Now!

Bulma: (shoots the bird) My magic finger says it's somewhere in the ceiling!

Emperor Pilaf: (smiles) I see, you actually want the Treatment, don't you? Oh, you'll wish I would've killed you. (laughs maniacally)

Bulma: (after Emperor Pilaf's Treatment, curiously) Is that the best you can do? (Emperor Pilaf goes alarmed)

Yamcha: Boy, she's pushing it! She'd better clam up or he may think of something really horrible to do to her!

Bulma: Man, I thought you guys were tough. That was easy. A first-grader can think of better torture than "The Treatment"! (laughs)

Emperor Pilaf: (offensively shocked with Mai and Shu) What?! Did you hear what she just said?!

Shu and Mai: (in unison) Uh, yes, Emperor!

Emperor Pilaf: I'll have you know I got my degree in torture! I am a certified master of torture! Argh, that does it!. (imprisons Bulma back to the corridors)

Oolong: (after he and the gang hide from the giant pinball, shouts) Take that, you oversized ball bearing! You lose! (the pinball comes back and scares the gang chasing them)

Bulma: You just had to open your mouth, didn't you?!

Oolong: (skeptically) Like I knew the ball had an I.Q.!

A Wish to the Eternal Dragon

Yamcha: (after Oolong made his wish) I think that little pervert just saved the world!

Bulma: Maybe he's not such a coward after all.

Oolong: (imprisoned with the others, knocks on a steel wall) I bet even Goku can't blast a hole this time. It's made of some weird metal.

Goku: No big deal. Look, there's no ceiling.

Bulma: Yes, there is. It's probably made of glass.

Goku: It can't be harder than my head. Just watch this! (jumps up to break the glass but without success, he hurts his head)

Bulma: And from the looks of it, tempered glass.

Yamcha: Well, I'm not giving up! First we're gonna get out of here then we're gonna find all seven Dragon Balls again.

Bulma: There won't be any Dragon Balls for a year.

Yamcha: What do you mean?!

Oolong: Yeah, what gives?

Bulma: It's all part of the legend: once the Eternal Dragon grants a wish and the Dragon Balls are scattered across the Earth again, they become inert for a full year. In other words, you won't even be able to tell if they're Dragon Balls; they'll just look like round stones.

Yamcha: Are--are you serious?!

Puar: Huh?!

Oolong: Yike, that's harsh.

Shu: (while Goku transforms into an ape, wakes up along with Mai) Oh, I hate it when Pilaf starts snoring like this.

Mai: It feels like an earthquake.

Shu: That's ridiculous!

The Legend of Goku

Goku: No! I'm serious! My grandpa said a huge ape used to come out at a full moon!

Bulma: Very funny, Goku. You should use that imagination to think of a way out of here!

Goku: (eyes turn a tinted red and heart thumps very loud, begins to grow hair and teeth, also gains size and loses his clothes)

Bulma: Goku, this isn't funny!

Yamcha: I don't think he's joking.

Emperor Pilaf: (while trying to escape from Goku by plane) Why won't it start up?!

Mai: Maybe it's because you're not yelling loud enough! (Pilaf screams offensively)

Bulma: (after Goku is turned back to his human self, sadly) We better not tell Goku that he crushed his grandpa to death. It would just break his poor little heart.

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