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Dr. Dolittle 2

Dr. Dolittle 2 is the 2001 sequel to the 1998 film. This time around, Dr. Dolittle has become an international celebrity because of his ability to talk to animals, and must save the life of a circus bear.

Written by Larry Levin. Directed by Steve Carr.
Dolittle Is Back.

Dr. John DolittleEdit

  • Oh, I didn't just poke a bear, 'cause if I poked a bear, a bear would be mauling me, so I dunno what I poked, but it sure as hell ain't no bear!

ArchieEdit

  • I am the Alpha Bear! Grrr! Grrr! Bears say "grrr," right?
  • (Singing) Her Name was Lola. She was a show bear. She'd like to dance with me.

LuckyEdit

  • Go, doctor. Go, doctor.

DialogueEdit

Steve Irwin: I am here with Dr. Dolittle, who can actually talk with animals. We're here about to capture this alligator right behind us. The trick to capturing this guy is to put your arms around his neck...
Alligator: Hey Dolittle, What I'm doing is letting Steve think I don't hear him, when he comes for me, I'm gonna turn around and snap his arm off.
[Steve is still talking to camera]
John: Steve, I think he knows we're here.
Steve Irwin: Quiet, I don't wanna spoil the element of surprise...NOW! [Snapping noise] Crikey! Me arm!

John: What are you drinking?
Monkey: It's Gatorade.
John: Give me that! [takes water pouch and smells drink] Gatorade made wine, now?

John: No cellphone for a week.
Charisse: Oh, and what am I supposed to do without my cellphone?!
John: Here's some stamps. Learn to write a letter or something.

[During Archie's detention, as John and Charisse visit him.]
Archie: Looks like I wasn't meant to be loved.
Charisse: Everyone's meant to be loved.
John: Yes, everyone's meant to- [caught by surprise at Charisse's newfound ability] Charisse!

John: Alright, Archie. I'm not playing anymore. You come out here right now, you big coward!
Archie: Uh, excuse me, who are you calling a coward?
John: You! I'm calling YOU a coward! You're a big coward for quitting like this!
Archie: Well, it's hard.
John: You wanna know what "hard" is, Archie? My wife is mad at me, my daughter's mad at me, and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza boy, who greets me by saying "Hey yo, Dr. D, what's up?" Now, I'm standing here listening to a big, furry baby cryin' he's gonna quit 'cause it's too hard!
Archie: Well, Ava laughed at me!
John: (mocking Archie) "Oh, boo-hoo! Ava laughed at me! I love her, and I need her, and she laughed at me!" You know somethin'? You don't even deserve Ava! Why should she have to spend her life with a (pokes at him) coward like you?
Archie: Hey! Don't poke a bear, buddy!
John: Oh, I didn't poke a bear, because if I was pokin' a bear, a bear would be mauling me. So, I dunno what I poked, but it sure as hell ain't no bear! (pokes him again)
Archie: Hey, I'm warning you!
John: (pokes him again) Yeah, and I'm POKING you!
Archie: Hey, stop it!
John: (pokes him three times) Poke poke poke!
Archie: Alright, that's it!
(Archie knocks John off of the hill, and he lands in some mud.)
John: Archie, that hurt.
Archie: Whoa, that felt good. Bear-like.
John: Hey Archie, you know what? You're beyond my help! You just take your ass back to the circus!
Archie: A bear? Whoo-hoo! I'm a bear! I'm the alpha bear! Rawr! RAAWWRRR! Uh, bears say "grr," right?

Archie: Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
John: What do you mean "uh-oh?"
Archie: Ice cream's acting up.
John: What ice cream?
Archie: After Sonny took Ava, I got depressed, and went on a bender. And on the second gallon, I realize, that I'm in love with Ava, and this ice cream called "Cherry Garcia." (belches)
John: Hey, Don't you DARE throw up on me!
Archie: (groans) That's not where it's gonna come out! (groans)
John: Wait, wait, wait, hold on! If you have to do that, then sit on the toilet!

CastEdit

Animal Voice TalentEdit

External linksEdit

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