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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (1987) is a comic novel by the British writer Douglas Adams.

Quotations here are cited from the 1991 Pocket Books reprint (ISBN 0671746723)

Chapter 1Edit

  • This time there would be no witnesses.
    • Chapter 1, p. 1
  • And time began seriously to pass.
    • Chapter 1, p. 3
  • (on sentient horses) It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion about them. On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.
    • Chapter 1, p. 6

Chapter 2Edit

  • The Electric Monk was a labor-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe.
    • Chapter 2, p. 4
  • Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they'd have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City. It had never heard of Salt Lake City, of course. Nor had it ever heard of a quingigillion, which was roughly the number of miles between this valley and the Great Salt Lake of Utah.
    • Chapter 2, p. 5

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