Die Hard is a 1988 film about a New York cop who is in a Los Angeles skyscraper when a gang of heavily-armed terrorists takes over the building. He must battle them to rescue his estranged wife and save the other hostages.
- [sarcastically mocking his wife] Come out to the coast! We'll get together, have a few laughs.
- Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
- Welcome to the party, pal!
- Happy trails, Hans!
- Now I also have a gun. Ha, Ha, Ha.
- Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
- [to hostages] I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adult, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
- You ask for miracles. Theo, I give you the F...B...I.
- [reading McClane's note] Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho.
- [to Mr. Takagi] I will count to three. There will not be a four.
- [Humming "Ode to Joy", to Mr. Takagi] Nice Suit. John Philips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there too.
- [to Mr. Takagi] And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept...for there were no more worlds to conquer. Benefits of a classical education.
- [to Mr. Takagi] I could talk about industrialization and men's fashion all day, but I'm afraid work must intrude.
- When they touch down, we'll blow the roof. They'll spend a month sifting through the rubble and by the time they figure out what went wrong—(pause and a slight smile)—we'll be sitting on a beach earning twenty percent.
- Hans: [to Karl, in grammatically incorrect German] Karl ... Schieß dem Fenster.
[Karl stares back, nonplussed]
Hans: [in English] Shoot the glass!
- Chief Dwayne T. Robinson: [Watching as the FBI helicopter is destroyed] We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
- Sgt. Al Powell: [to Chief Robinson] The man is hurting! He's alone, he's tired, he hasn't seen diddly squat from anyone down here... and you're going to stand there and tell me that he's going to give a damn about what you do to him, if he makes it out of there alive? Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovel'n?
- Chief Dwayne T. Robinson: [Seeing Hans Gruber fall to his death] Oh I hope that's not a hostage!
- German I: Nice stereo system! ("Spitzen-Stereoanlage!")
German II: I've got two of them in Berlin. ("Ich hab' zwei davon in Berlin.")
- Marco: Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate.
- (McClane, knowing where Marco is from his taunting, shoots through the table, killing Marco)
- John McClane: Thanks for the advice!
- John is hiding from the gunmen
- John McClane: Argyle, if you can hear me, please. Call the police!
- Parking garage. Argyle is in John's limo listening to hip-hop and talking on the carphone
- Argyle: Yeah baby, I should be off soon. So, what are you wearing?
- John McClane: Drop it, dickhead. It's the police.
- Tony Vreski: You won't hurt me.
- John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
- Tony Vreski: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
- John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me. [elbows Tony in the ear]
- John McClane: Mayday, Mayday, Emergency anyone copy, Channel Nine, terrorists have seized the Nakatomi Building, Century City, I repeat, unknown number of terrorists, six or more armed with automatic weapons on the thirtieth floor of Nakatomi Plaza.
- LAPD Operator: [to other operator] I'll take this.
- John McClane: Somebody answer me, goddamn it!
- LAPD Operator: Attention, whoever you are: This frequency is reserved for emergency calls only.
- John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?
- Hans Gruber: I thought I told all of you, I want radio silence until further...
- John McClane: Ooooh, I'm very sorry Hans. I didn't get that memo. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call.
- Karl Vreski: [to Hans] How does he know so much about us?!
- Hans Gruber: Eh, that's... very kind of you. I assume you are our mysterious party crasher. You are most troublesome, for a security guard.
- John McClane: [imitates buzzer] Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?
- Hans Gruber: Who are you then?
- John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.
- Hans Gruber: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
- John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
- Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
- John McClane: I was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really liked those sequined shirts.
- Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
- [Elevator rings as Hans's minions arrive on John's floor]
- John McClane: [quietly] Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
- John McClane: [after causing an explosion with C4 in the building] Is the building on fire?
- Sgt. Al Powell: No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shit load of screen doors.
- Deputy Chief Dwayne Robinson: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
- John McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
- Deputy Chief Dwayne Robinson: This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
- John McClane: Oh you're in charge? Well I got some bad news for you Dwayne, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
- Deputy Chief Dwayne Robinson: You listen to me you little asshole-
- John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, Dwayne! Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fuckin' problem and put the other guy back on!
- Big Johnson: [Whooping as their helicopter buzzes along just above street level] Just like fuckin' Saigon! Eh, Slick?
- Little Johnson: [grins back] I was in junior high, dickhead!
- Fritz: They're using artillery on us!
- Hans Gruber: You idiot. It's not the police. It's him.
- Holly Gennero-McClane: I have a request.
- Hans Gruber: What idiot put you in charge?
- Holly Gennero-McClane: You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everybody's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.
- High above the city of L.A. a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages and declared war. One man has managed to escape. An off-duty cop hiding somewhere inside. He's alone, tired... and the only chance anyone has got.
- Twelve terrorists. One cop. The odds are against John McClane... That's just the way he likes it.
- He's the only chance anyone has got.
- It's Christmas Eve In L.A. And The Party Action's About To Explode... On The Fortieth Floor!
- Suspense, Excitement, Adventure, On every level!
- 40 Stories High — with Suspense, Excitement and Adventure on every level!
- 40 Stories of Sheer Adventure
- Bruce Willis — John McClane
- Alan Rickman — Hans Gruber
- Bonnie Bedelia — Holly Gennero McClane
- Reginald VelJohnson — Sgt. Al Powell
- Paul Gleason — Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson
- James Shigeta — Joseph Takagi
- Alexander Godunov — Karl
- Clarence Gilyard Jr. — Theo
- De'voreaux White - Argyle
- Hart Bochner — Harry Ellis
- Grand L. Bush — FBI Agent Johnson
- Robert Davi — FBI Special Agent Johnson