I may not be smart enough to debate you point-for-point on this, but I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap.
David Michael Letterman (born 12 April 1947) is an American late night talk show host, comedian, television producer, Indy Racing League car owner (Rahal Letterman Racing), and philanthropist.
How long have you been a black man?
- Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.
- We're told that they were zealots fueled by religious fervour.. religious fervour and if you live to be a thousand years old will that make any sense to you? Will that make any goddamn sense?
- In My Pants!
- The Wahoo Gazette (30 October 2002)
- I may not be smart enough to debate you point-for-point on this, but I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap.
- Now all of us can talk to the NSA — just by dialing any number.
- Hey John, I got a question! You need a ride to the airport?
- Nice job… What the hell is U2 supposed to play?
- How long have you been a black man?
- David Letterman: Earlier today, the man who owns this network, Leslie Moonves — he and I have had a relationship for years and years and years — and we have had this conversation in the past, and we agreed that we would work together on this circumstance and the timing of this circumstance. And I phoned him just before the program, and I said, “Leslie, it’s been great, you’ve been great, the network has been great, but I’m retiring.”
- Paul Shaffer: This is – really?
- David Letterman: Yep.
- Paul Shaffer: This is – this is – you actually did this?
- David Letterman: Yes, I did.
- [Dead silence in the studio followed by nervous laughter from the audience]
- Paul Shaffer: Well — do I have a minute to call my accountant, because... I, uh...
- [Dave cracks up]
- David Letterman: I just want to reiterate my thanks for the support from the network, all of the people who have worked here, all of the people in the theater, all the people on the staff, everybody at home. Thank you very much. And what this means now, is that Paul and I can be married.
- [Uproarious laughter and applause as wedding chimes play]
- David Letterman: So we don’t have the timing of this precisely down, I think it will be at least a year or so. But sometime in the not too distant future – 2015 for the love of God, in fact, Paul and I will be wrapping things up and taking a hike.
- [Studio audience goes wild, gives him a standing ovation]
- David Letterman: Thank you, thanks everybody. All right, thanks very much.
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