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Cheaper by the Dozen 2

2005 film by Adam Shankman

Cheaper by the Dozen 2 is a 2005 comedy film produced by 20th Century Fox. It is the sequel to the family comedy film Cheaper by the Dozen (2003). Shawn Levy, the director of the first film, did not return as director for this sequel, which was instead directed by Adam Shankman (The Pacifier). Levy was a producer of the film and made an appearance as a hospital intern in the movie.

The film was shot in Toronto and Hamilton, Ontario, Canada and on Stoney Lake in Burleigh Falls, Ontario. It includes the book Green Eggs and Ham and the 2002 film Ice Age.

This Christmas, you better watch out!taglines

Dialogue edit

[from trailer]
Tom: That is not gonna fit in your tent, Lorraine.
Lorraine: Oh, I am gonna make it fit, Dad!
[from trailer]
Kate: Honey, you actually bought that shirt?
Tom: Hey, every dad is entitled to one hideous shirt, and one horrible sweater. It's part of the dad code.
Anne: If my dad finds out before I tell him–
Charlie: You'll get grounded?
Anne: Please! Just don't say anything.
Tom: What do you do for a living, Eliot?
Eliot: Well, I'm in the 8th grade.
Kate: [as an enraged Sarah stomps into the house] Hey, honey. How'd it... [notices Sarah's angry facial expression] ...Go?
Sarah: Dad was totally spying on me! [as Tom enters the house] You ruined everything! There's no way I'm competing for you in that stupid cup tomorrow! [storms off furiously; Kate gives Tom a disappointed look]
Kim: I can't believe you did that.
Jessica: Really, Dad, that is so big brother.
Bud: Yeah, let's go.
Nora: Come on, Bud. Let's put this baby to bed. [they all walk out of the room]
Jake: Not cool, Dad. [leaves the room in disgust; leaving only Henry, Nigel, and Kyle]
Henry: You know, you and Jimmy aren't so different, Dad. Different styles, yeah, but... same result. Let's go, guys. [they leave the room to go to bed, leaving an ashamed Tom alone with Kate]
Kate: Oh, honey. Honey, we talked about this, didn't we? The tighter you hang on, the more they're gonna pull away, right? Oh, God. I'll go to talk to her.
Tom: All right. From now on, no seeing the Murtaughs, no talking to the Murtaughs, no thinking about the Murtaughs!
Sarah: Can't we just compete and still like, see them?
Tom: No! Right now, I am not a father, I am a coach. And we're gonna be training twice a day, every day, starting outside in 10 minutes. No later.
Lorraine: [after Sarah asks her for some make-up help] Now, let's start with some lip gloss. [unleashes the lip gloss]
Sarah: PINK? Can't we put on like a skin color?
Lorraine: Hold still.
Tom: Tire swing ready! [falls off tire swing] Tire swing, not ready!
[Sarah knocks Mike off his skateboard]
Mike: SARAH!
Tom: [to his newborn grandson] Tom. Hey, Tom. Welcome to family.
Mark: Hello. Nature boy here, remember?
Jimmy Murtaugh: Nice hands.
Lorraine: Still smells the same. Old gross stuff, dead animals, and murky lake water.
Tom: It's called fresh air, sweetie.
Skippy: Okay, we're willing to let it slide this time if you promise to keep your kids under control.
Tom: I really appreciate that, and we'll take care of it. Thank you.
Jimmy: There you go. Thanks, Skippy.
Skippy: Thank you, Mr. Murtaugh.
Jimmy: You just gonna talk to her, Tom?
Tom: How I discipline my kids is none of your business.
Jimmy: You know, I've been trying to say this in a nice way, but, uh... well, there's a good reason your kids are screw-ups.
Tom: My kids screwed up. They are not screw-ups!
Jimmy: You're not strict enough. Parenting isn't a popularity contest, Tom, but I guess if you knew that, your kids wouldn't be so undisciplined.
Tom: The only problem with my kids is that they're hanging out with your kids!
Jimmy: It wasn't my daughter who got caught stealing.
Tom: And it wasn't my son who trashed a tennis court!
Jimmy: Do you actually think I'm screwing up my kids, Baker?
Tom: Yeah. And one day, they're gonna crack.
Jimmy: Well, why don't we test that theory... on Labor Day!? Murtaughs vs. Bakers... for the cup!
Tom: You're on. We'll see you there.

Taglines edit

  • This Christmas, you better watch out!
  • This Christmas You Better Watch Out!
  • Same Big Family... Even Bigger Adventure.

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