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Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is a 2003 film in which the Angels investigate a series of murders that occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database. Their prime suspects? A "fallen angel" and the Creepy Thin Man.

Directed by McG. Written by John August.


DialogueEdit

  • Alex: Get off the babysitter. Daddy's home.

  • Man in bar: What is an angel doing so far from heaven?
  • Dylan: I'm no angel.

  • Marshal Ray Carter: I didn't think you'd find me. How many men do you have?
  • Alex: I've got two girlfriends in the bar.
  • Marshal Carter: They have 50 armed men.
  • Alex: I know. It hardly seems fair.

  • Alex: Check it out. Brown shorts, red board, 11 o'clock. What do you think?
  • Dylan: Yummy!
  • Alex: That's what I thought. Case closed. Nat, move in. Dylan think's he's hot.
  • Dylan: What do you mean?
  • Alex: You always fall for the bad guy.
  • Dylan: Well then, this guy must be really evil.

  • Max: Okay, wait. Helen Zaas?
  • Dylan: Yeah.
  • Max: That's your name?
  • Dylan: Yeah.
  • Max: Helen Zaas. So where does that name come from originally? Is that ass-tralian?
  • Dylan: Yeah.
  • Natalie: Oh, my God, you must have been the butt of every joke.
  • Alex: Did you drive an Ass-ton Martin?
  • Natalie: Alex, we're being ass-inine.
  • Dylan: Yes, yes you are.
  • Alex: Don't worry, Dylan. We're still going to be your best butties.

  • Seamus: You know I always liked it with the lights on.

  • Natalie: You were the cock? I was the beaver. My God, what are the chances that we were both school mascots?

  • Alex: I'm so sorry Daddy, that I didn't tell you. I didn't think you'd approve and I didn't wanna dissapoint you. I know how you wanted me to be a neurosurgeon. But I've discovered a whole new way to help people... that makes me feel so... alive.
  • Mr. Munday: Whatever makes you happy.
  • Alex: I am so relieved! It's been killing me, you not knowing all these years. I- Daddy... Natalie, Dylan and I are a team. And we just took on 12 sailors. You can't even imagine the positions we get ourselves into. Daddy, I wish you could watch us work. You'd be so proud. I'm gonna take a shower because I am covered in- Well, you can only imagine what. And then when I get back, I am gonna give you... a full blow-by-blow.
  • Mr. Munday: Ferret?

  • Madison: Why be an angel when I can play God?

  • Natalie: Bosley. Plan B.
  • Bosley: It's raining white women!

  • Madison: Enjoy heaven
  • Natalie: Go to hell.

  • Madison: I was never good. I was GREAT.

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