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CatDog (1998-2001) was a Nickelodeon cartoon with forty episodes and a TV movie. It featured a half-cat, half-dog hybrid named "CatDog".
Unidentified Episodes
- Cat: You have to wake up pretty early in the afternoon to beat this cat!
- Dog: (naming his stuffed toy cat) I'll call him Little Cat! 'Cause he looks like you, only littler.
- Dog: Don't worry, Cat. They're not laughing with you. They're laughing AT you!
- Dog: Hi Hoe Diggety!
- Winslow: Hey, Einstein, you makin' a flyin' machine or just a racket?
- Cat: They all go ha ha with laughing at me, and they make me spill my ice cream all gone!
- Dog: Be that as it may, your actions were rash.
- Cat: Huh?
- Dog: Never mind. You wouldn't understand.
- Cat: You did this to me, bow-wow person! You make the smarts go bye-bye! Gimme smarts back!
- Cat: Quiet, Dog! I've got to listen for my name on the radio!
- Dog: Aw, I could've told ya that! It's CAT!
- Dog: I am... DOG THE MIGHTY!
- Cat: Yeah, mighty ridiculous!
- Lola: Hola, I am Lola.
- Cat: My body! My body! My body!
- Dog: Cat! I thought you said Fred was going to a nice place! He's in chains!
- Cat: They're nice chains.
- Dog: It just doesn't get any better than this!
- Cliff: Garbage day, and only three minutes till Cat-diggity-Dog.
- Lube: Yeah, we hate cats!
- Shriek: The only thing worse than a cat is a dog who hangs around with a cat!
<at the Footbridge>
- Dog: What are we doing here, Cat?
- Cat: We're launching my brilliant plan. The days of being pounded by the Greasers will soon be over! Just do exactly as I say.
- Dog: Okey dokey, Cat!
- Cat: While we wait,(yawns) I'll take a little catnap in the sun. You just wake me when you see somebody coming.(falls asleep)
- Dog: CAT!! HERE COMES THAT SOMEBODY!!!(runs behind the footbridge; CatDog sees Shriek walking to the footbridge, kicking the birdbath out of the way,and gasping)
- Shriek: Dog is my secret admirer?! Oh, heart be still. My dream has come true.(runs up to Dog)
- Dog: Um, hiya Shriek!
- Shriek:(covers Dog's mouth) Quiet, Dog! If Cliff and Lube see us together, they'll bust us for good! (sees Cat, jumps up and barks) What's he doing here?
- Cat: I was just leaving. How 'bout I leave you two kids alone.
- Dog: Gee, Shriek, you look... uh...
- Shriek: I LOOK WHAT?! SPIT IT OUT! (Dog begins to spit, thinking Shriek really meant to spit; Cat goes above dog)
- Cat: (whispers) Dog, just tell her, "Your hair is a crown of golden wheat, your eyes are pools of light."(goes back to hiding behind the footbridge)
- Dog: Your hair is a clown of moldy meat.
- Cat: No.
- Dog: Your eyes are ugly pores of fright.
- Cat: No.
- Shriek: What are you yapping about?!(gets ready to punch Dog)
- Dog:(to Cat) What am I yapping about?
- Cat: Forget it! Just say "I like you".
- Dog: I like you.
- Shriek: You do?!
- Cliff: (shouts from the door) Hey, Cat-butt! Open up!
- Cat: (gasps) It's Cliff! (locks the door) Hey, Cliff. It's... my day off and well Dog and I were just relaxing.(Cliff busts through the door)
- Cliff: Not anymore ya ain't! This here's my niece!(Cliff's Niece burps real loudly)
- Dog: Hi, wittle baby!
- Cat: Cootchie, cootchie, coo! (Cliff's niece bites Cat's finger) YOW!!!
- Cliff: Lube was supposed to babysit for her, but he can't on the count of he got his stuck in a bicycle)
- Cat: Well, that's real interesting, but, uh...
- Cliff: I want you to babysit her instead!(Cat gulps) You do me that personal type favor, I won't pound you for a month.
- Cat: And if I refuse?
- Cliff:(grabs Cat) Than I pound you right now!
- Cat: In other words, just call me "nanny"!
- Dog: Hi, wittle nanny!
- Cliff: Hey, I think yous gonna really hit it off. She's gotta thing for kitty cats.
- Cliff's niece: (tears her cat doll apart) Kitty cat!
- Dog: Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!
- Cat: He-Hey! Easy on the hot sauce, Dog! It may be going in your mouth, but remember, it has to pass through OUR colon.
- Dog: Okey-Philoky Cat! Empty. (Dog eats the tacos and the tacos passes from Dog's stomach into Cat's)
- Cat: Yelp! (Hot sauce goes into Cat's mouth, causing him to breath fire, burning Dog to ashes)
- Dog: MMMMmmmmmmmm...... Nice and Zesty!
- Cat: Dog, what is wrong with you? I can't surf.
- Dog: But.....we have to save the beach from the Greasers."
- Cat: Haven't you been paying attention? alright.......here we go. (He takes out an explaination chart)
- Cat: Cat + surfboard in the water = 1 freaked out cat!
- Cat: Forget it........
Cast
- Cat voiced by Jim Cummings
- Dog voiced by Tom Kenny
- Winslow voiced by Carlos Alazraqui
- Cliff voiced by Tom Kenny
- Shriek voiced by Maria Bamford
- Lube voiced Carlos Alazraqui
- Rancid Rabbit voiced by Billy West
