CatDog
American animated comedy television series
CatDog is an American animated television series that aired from April 4, 1998 until June 15, 2005 on Nickelodeon. The series depicts the life of conjoined brothers, with one half being a cat and the other a dog.
Season 1 edit
Dog Gone / All You Can't Eat [1.1] edit
- Dog: I got your postcard: "Dear Dog, Wish you were here. Cat."
- Cat: I meant every word!
- Rancid Rabbit: How many times do I have to tell you? No shirts, no shoes, [grabs CatDog] no CatDog!
- Mr. Depot: [after he comes into the joint and sees CatDog making a mess] Ahem! What's going on here?!
- Rancid Rabbit: Well, Mr. Depot, what an unexpected pleasure.
- Mr. Depot: Can it, Rabbit! [As some taco seasoning sprays on him he walks towards him fuming] This place is a pigsty! You call yourself a manager?! Look at you! [rips the manager sign off of Rancid]
- Rancid Rabbit: [crying over being fired]
- Mr. Depot: You're eating all my profits! Here, kid. [Places the sign on Dunglap] You're the new manager.
- Dunglap: [saluting] Yes, sir! Your, uh, taco-ness!
Flea or Die! / CatDog Food [1.2] edit
- [Everybody at the beach is wearing a flea belt]
- Cat: What is going on here? Everybody's wearing those ugly belts!
- Mr. Sunshine: No belt?
The Island / All You Need is Lube [1.3] edit
- Lube: You are an honorable cat that deserves much respect. And since you save-ed my life, I will be your honorable servant. [kisses him]
- Cat: Ew.
Shriek Loves Dog / Work Force [1.4] edit
- Dog: Your licking days are over, Dunglap! You're fired!
- Cat: You can't fire Dunglap! He's our best friend!
- Dog: Oh. Then, you're fired too!
Diamond Fever / The Pet [1.5] edit
- Cat: I went through all this for...
- Dog: Rock candy! I love rock candy! Let's go find some more!
Party Animal / Mush, Dog, Mush! [1.6] edit
Armed and Dangerous / Fistful of Mail! [1.7] edit
Pumped / Dummy Dummy [1.8] edit
- Cat: [shocked to see that Dog has huge muscles] H-h-how can it be?! I do all the work, he gets all the bulk?! Why, why, why?! It's not fair!
- Cat: Oh, Dog…
- Dog: Yes, Cat?
- Cat: Look at you, the definition. You are ripped. You are cut like a diamond!
- Dog: Why, uh, thank you, Cat.
- Cat: Why, you're just about big enough to teach those Greaser Dogs some respect.
- Dog: As in, "fight them?" I don't believe in violence.
- Cat: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. You kidding? I'm just talking about a… peaceful deterrent like our nuclear arsenal.
- Dog: I don't think so.
Squirrel Dog / Brother's Day [1.9] edit
- Winslow: You guys make me nauseous.
- Cat: Nauseous? We'll show you nauseous. Hey Dog? How about a little tag team...
- CatDog: Wrestling! [they close in on Winslow evilly]
- Winslow: No, no, let's just keep cool, fellows, huh? Hey, take my wallet. I don't want any trouble. No hey, here's some CatDog nip. Hey settle down. Oh, take my credit cards. Ow! Ow!
- Dog: Looks like curtains for the little blue guy!
Escape From the Deep End / The Collector [1.10] edit
- Cat: Rules are the backbone for a civilized community pool.
- Dog: Rules are for fools!
Full Moon Fever / War of the CatDog [1.11] edit
CatDog's End / Siege on Fort CatDog [1.12] edit
- Cat: I'm an idiot. I'm a fool, Dog. Listen, if I only have 9 lives, let me live them as a CatDog. CatDog now, CatDog tomorrow, CatDog forever!
- Dog: CatDog forever!
- Cat: Come here, you. Ooh, I love this guy!
Safety Dog / Dog Come Home! [1.13] edit
Nightmare / CatDogPig [1.14] edit
New Neighbors / Dead Weight [1.15] edit
Neferkitty / Curiosity Almost Killed the Cat [1.16] edit
Home is Where the Dirt is / New Leash on Life [1.17] edit
Just Say CatDog Sent Ya / Dog's Strange Condition [1.18] edit
Smarter than the Average Dog / CatDog Doesn't Live Here Anymore [1.19] edit
All About Cat / Trespassing [1.20] edit
Season 2 edit
Send in the CatDog / Fishing for Trouble / Fetch [2.1] edit
The Lady is a Shriek / Dog the Mighty [2.2] edit
Hail the Great Meow Woof / Battle of the Bands [2.3] edit
Adventures in Greaser Sitting / The Cat Club / Cat Diggety Dog [2.4] edit
Climb Every CatDog / Canine Mutiny [2.5] edit
- [When Dunglap reaches the top of the mountain before CatDog...]
- Reporter Bird: And we have just gotten word that the mayor has renamed the mountain... "Dunglap's Peak"!
- Cat: [horrified] "Dunglap's... Peak"?! [starts crying] But I wanted it to be renamed "Cat Mountain"...!!! [bawls hysterically]
- Dog: Cat, look at the bright side. Mindy isn't better than you anymore. Dunglap is.
- [Cat bawls even harder.]
Fred the Flying Fish / CatDog Divided [2.6] edit
The Unnatural / Dog Ate It / Dopes on Slopes [2.7] edit
Spaced Out / Nine Lives [2.8] edit
Dem Bones / Winslow's Home Videos / You're Fired [2.9] edit
- Dog: Say it, Cat! Say it!
- Cat: [sighs] Full speed ahead, Sailor Dog.
- Dog: Aye, aye, Captain Cat!
Showdown at Hole 18 / Sneezie Dog [2.10] edit
It's a Wonderful Half Life / Shepherd Dog [2.11] edit
Surfin' CatDog / Guess Who's Going to Be Dinner! [2.12] edit
Dog Power / It's a Jungle in Here! [2.13] edit
- Cat: Oh-ho-ho-ho, I'm rich! I'm rich! And I'll be rich FOREVER!
The House of CatDog / CatDog Campers [2.14] edit
Let the Games Begin / Winslow Falls in Love [2.15] edit
Extra! Extra! / CatDog Squared [2.16] edit
A Very CatDog Christmas [2.17] edit
Royal Dog / Springtime for CatDog [2.18] edit
A Dog Ate My Homework / The End [2.19] edit
Cliff's Little Secret / Freak Show [2.20] edit
Season 3 edit
Sumo Enchanted Evening / Hotel CatDog [3.1] edit
Rodeo CatDog / Teeth for Two [3.2] edit
Sweet and Lola / Rich Shriek, Poor Shriek [3.3] edit
CatDogula [3.4] edit
Remain Seated / CatDog Catcher [3.5] edit
Talkin' Turkey [3.6] edit
Shriek on Ice / No Thanks for the Memories [3.7] edit
CatDog 3001 / Cloudbursting [3.8] edit
Fire Dog / Dog Show [3.9] edit
The Geekers / The Golden Hydrant [3.10] edit
Lube in Love / Picture This [3.11] edit
Stunt CatDog / Greasers in the Mist [3.12] edit
Doo Wop Diggety / CatDogumentary [3.13] edit
Kooky Prank Day / Back to School [3.14] edit
Monster Truck Folly / CatDog's Gold [3.15] edit
Silents Please! / Gorilla My Dreams [3.16] edit
Seeing Eye Dog / Beware of Cliff [3.17] edit
Rinky Dinks / Hypno-Teased [3.18] edit
CatDog Candy / Movin' on Up [3.19] edit
New Cat in Town / CatDog's Booty [3.20] edit
Season 4 edit
CatDog and the Great Parent Mystery [4.1-3] edit
- Cat: Oh mama.
- Dog: Oh pop!
- CatDog's Dad: Will this love fest ever stop?
- CatDog's Mom: Did I mention we're your ever loving parents?
- All: Crazy nutty goofy laughing wiggly parents!
- [Camera snaps one final shot of CatDog and their Parents before fading out]
Harasslin' Match / Dog the Not-So-Mighty [4.4] edit
Mean Bob, We Hardly Knew Ye / CatDog in Winslowland [4.5] edit
Cat Gone Bad / The Old CatDog and the Sea [4.6] edit
Cone Dog / The Ballad of Ol' 159 [4.7] edit
Vexed of Kin / Meat, Dog's Friends [4.8] edit
External links edit
- CatDog quotes at the Internet Movie Database