Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue
1990 animated television special
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is a 1990 American animated drug-abuse prevention television special starring many of the popular cartoon characters from American weekday, Sunday morning, and Saturday morning television at the time of the film's release.
- Directed by Milton Gray, Marsh Lamore, Bob Shellhorn, Mike Svayko, and Karen Peterson.
Drugs don't stand a chance against these guys! (taglines)
Dialogue edit
- [Michael sees himself on his deathbed]
- Michael: It's- it's me. This is my future?
- Daffy Duck: It is if you don't get off those drugs!
- [Some cartoon characters visit and help Michael]
- Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: You use, you lose!
- Baby Piggy: Listen to us! We care about you, Mikey!
- Bugs Bunny: What's up, doc, is your life, if you don't cut it out.
- Kermit: There's nothing cool about a fool on drugs!
- Huey, Dewey, Louie: [altogether] Just believe in yourself!
- Michaelangelo: Yeah! You're excellent just the way you are! Without drugs!
- Michael: [scared] HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
- [A door back to Michael's room appears in front of him and the characters]
- Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: [after emerging from a picture frame on Corey's dresser after her piggy bank is stolen] You wanna help track down the thief, Garfield?
- Garfield: [is a lamp] Hey, going through life with a blue lampshade is work enough. Wake me when the lasagna comes.
- Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: [yanks the lamp attachment off Garfield] Let me rephrase that: do you wanna help, or do you wanna be lunch?
- Garfield: [salutes and climbs off the dresser] My luck to be stuck on a dresser with a pushy alien.
- Theodore: What's all this for?
- Alvin: Either someone's conducting a major chemistry experiment, or this is a serious no-no.
- Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: Toto, something tells me we're not in cartoon territory anymore.
- Michael: [Alf shows Michael what he will look like in the future, via a mirror] Who is that?
- Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: Well, it's not Freddy Krueger. This is you. Pretty pitiful, huh?
- [Bugs takes out a blue block with a red button on it. He presses it and drops it on the ground. It turns into a time machine]
- Michael: A time machine?
- Bugs Bunny: I borrowed it from some coyote.
- Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: That kid's got a one-way ticket to Nowheresville.
- Theodore: Simon suspects drugs.
- Pooh: Oh, my!
- Slimer: Ooh! That's bad news!
- Alvin: Michael needs our help!
- Slimer: Then let's help him!
- [Michael and Smoke have fallen through an open manhole into a sewer. They see Michaelangelo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
- Michaelangelo: Cowabunga, dude! How did you ever get so totally cool?
- Michael: What are we doing down here?
- Michaelangelo: Like, you fell through a radical hole, dude! You could've avoided it, but you weren't thinking. Come to think of it, that's a lot of your problem.
- Michael: What problem?
- Michaelangelo: Drugs, bud. Your brain must be, like, really messed up.
- Michael: [throwing the drugs away] Corey! Don't you ever, EVER, ever do this stuff!
- Corey: But you did it!
- Michael: I was a dope. I was wrong.
- Corey: Then stop! Please, Michael.
- Michael: I don't know if I can.
- Smoke: Face it, kid. We're buddies for life, whether you like it or not.
- Corey: You don't have to quit on your own. Talk to Mom and Dad! They'll help! I'll help!
- Smoke: Listen to me, Mikey.
- Michael: I think I've listened to you long enough.
- [He throws Smoke out a window, sending him into a garbage truck]
- Smoke: [last words before his defeat] You can't get rid of me this easy! I'll be back, and you can bet on it!
- Michael: He's right, you know. He will try to come back.
- Corey: And when he gets here, we'll be ready for him. Right, guys?
- All Cartoons: [on a poster] Right!
- Pooh: [Michael frees Pooh from the cabinet] Oh! Oh thank goodness! I thought I was going to miss something important.
- [He jumps his way to the poster and magically joins the other cartoons]
- Michael: C'mon, sis. Let's go talk to Mom and Dad.
Taglines edit
- Drugs don't stand a chance against these guys!
- Smoke: Well, you look like three fine lads. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something to make you feel real good.
- Huey: (singing) There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no.
- Dewey: No thanks!
- Huey: No way!
- Baby Kermit: Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go.
- Dewey: No dice!
- Louie: No sir!
- Kermit: If your pal says, "Let's get high".
- Garfield: Here's a practical reply.
- Tigger: Go ahead, let it fly, spit right in his eye and say.
- Pooh, Tigger, Huey and Dewey: No!
- Chipmunks: There's a million international ways to say nope.
- Hefty Smurf: Those drugs are so boring.
- Chipmunks: All around the world the smart guys are giving up dope.
- Kermit: I've been training for football.
- Baby Gonzo: In Berlin, they just say "nein".
- ALF: And they tell me that works fine.
- ALF, Tigger, Huey, Dewey and Louie: Cause the bottom line's to show your spine and say no.
- Garfield: Now you could say beat it, get lost, get out of my face with that stuff.
- ALF: But that could be tactless. You may prefer cool, like this:
- Kermit: I'll catch you guys later, okay?
- Michelangelo: I've got too much homework. It's rough.
- Gonzo: I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride.
- Tigger: My kid sister needs me.
- ALF: Her hamster died.
- Piggy: Gotta hurry home.
- Winnie The Pooh: There's no time to kill.
- Tigger: So I'll catch you later.
- Michelangelo and Piggy: Like heck I will!
- Chipmunks: There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no.
- Pooh: Ah-choo! Guess I'm allergic.
- Garfield: And a good excuse is something you never outgrow.
- Piggy: It's bad for my complexion.
- Kermit: When your pals say, "Let's get wrecked!"
- Dewey: Muster up your self-respect.
- Michelangelo: Go on, push eject, protect yourself.
- Michelangelo, Huey, Dewey and Louie: Get up and go!
- Tigger: Be the first one on your block to say.
- ALF: "Eh, forget it, doc".
- Chipmunks: Try a couple of those wonderful ways to say no.
- Piggy: But you forgot one! Wait!
- Hewey, Dewey and Louie (Michelangelo just lip-syncs): There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no.
- Piggy: Stand back, and I'll demonstrate!
- All: There's a million jillion wonderful ways to say... (Piggy: HI-YAH!) no!
Voice cast edit
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External links edit
- Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue quotes at the Internet Movie Database