Adventure Time is an American animated TV series created by Pendleton Ward. It follows the bizarre adventures of a young hero named Finn and his magical dog named Jake. The season premièred on April 5, 2010.
Slumber Party PanicEdit
- Princess Bubblegum: You promised you wouldn't frikkin tell anyone! Oh, you're so cute, Finn.
- (flashback ends, and Finn blushes)
- Finn: Hey, buddy, do you know what time it is?
- Jake: Adventure time?
- Finn: No, time for 7 Minutes in Heaven!
Trouble in Lumpy SpaceEdit
- Lumpy Space Princess: You have to travel by car in our world, or else you'll fall into the lumpy abyss.
- L.S.P's Dad: Daughter! Have you brought smooth people into our domain?
- Lumpy Space Princess: I had to, Dad! I'm trying to help them! SO DON'T LUMPING YELL AT ME!
- L.S.P's Mom: What did you say?! What did you say?!
- Lumpy Space Princess: I said 'Lump off', Mom! (starts screaming gibberish, and Finn touches her)
- Lumpy Space Princess: What?!
- Finn: Um, vroom vroom?
- Lumpy Space Princess: Oh, yeah. I need to borrow the car.
- Melissa: You wanted a ride to Makeout Point? You think I want to make out with you?! Okay, maybe a little. Wait... I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, FINN! (slaps Finn)
- Guy: Yeah, being lumpy sucks.
- Finn: Why did you have to say all those rude things to them?!
- Lumpy Space Princess: What? I was helping you.
- Finn: Thanks a lot. They were right about to hand over the antidote!
- Lumpy Space Princess: You're...welcome a lot...
- Finn: You insulted them and they got mad and now Jake's gonna be lumpy forever! This is all your fault!
- Lumpy Space Princess: Well, now I know how you really feel. I was just trying to help, but whatever. No...no, not whatever! I know I mess things up sometimes, but I'm really trying! And you're supposed to be my friend! Not like those fake ones I have here! So do what you want! I'm going to promcoming. Are you coming or not, Lumpy Jake?
- Jake: No. Because no matter how messed up and lumpy I get, this guy never turns his back on me. (turns lumpy) Oh, yeah, right behind ya. I just gotta turn my back on this guy.
Prisoners of LoveEdit
- Finn: Yeah, there's a big sleeping lava man in our front yard, he is so hot...
- Jake (hits Finn's arm suggestively) Mmm hmm.hehe
- (Ice King glares at the two of them.)
- Finn: I mean, not like sexy hot, but...
- Jake: No, you do mean sexy hot.
- Finn: No, I mean...
- Ice King: I DON'T CARE!
- Tree Trunks: I'm the sexiest adventurer in the world!
- Finn: This guy is a pal for life! It looks like he's got two jiggly bellies stuck together.
- Jake: I've got that on my back. I call it my butt.
Ricardio the Heart GuyEdit
- Jake: Your gut says he's evil, my gut says he's good. Let's put our guts together and end this funky feud!
- Ricardio: You were right all along, Finn! Now I'm going to cut out Princess Bubblegum's heart and make out with it.
Memories of Boom Boom MountainEdit
- Head Marauder: Get back here, you chicken!
- Marauders: Oooooh!
- Finn: ...What did you call me?
- Head Marauder: You can't just walk away from a roughhouse!
- Finn: Hey! Listen up, you cold-hearted marauders! Somebody's out there crying for help and I'm not gonna ignore that!
- Jake: Aw, here it comes! Lay it down, Finn!
- Finn: A long time ago, when I was a baby, I went boom boom on a leaf. Then I fell backwards and sat in my own boom boom and cried for a day, but no one came to help me. That day I vowed to help anyone in need, no matter how small their problem! And that's why I need to go.
- (Finn leaves, the marauders all clap and cheer.)
- Jake: He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool, guys. Wait up, Finn!
- Finn: What do you think? Fixed all your problems, right?
- Mountain: No! That was terrible! Now the men are just punching animals! It's worse than before and it's in no way a good solution!
What is Life?Edit
- Finn: Did ya'll smack me into that mountain on purpose?
- Balloons: Mmm hmm.
- Finn: Take note, NEPTR. These guys are Grade A Pranksters.
Ocean of FearEdit
- Finn: Get me out of the water! Now, Jake, now! (Jake is shown bruised, going "ow" as Finn steps on him.)
When Wedding Bells ThawEdit
- Ice King's "Bride": You lousy butt-faced pig! I hate you!
- Finn: That...sucked.
- Duchess of Nuts: Hello, Finn. Are you here to arrest the Duke?
- Finn: How did you know?
- Duchess of Nuts: The nuts told me. For I am the Duchess of Nuts!
- (Jake eats a handful of nuts from a bowl)
- Jake: Ooh. I should've asked if these were, like, her eggs or something.
- Duchess of Nuts: Would you like to hear what MY NUTS HAVE TO SAY?!
- Finn: That won't be...um...necessary...
- Jake: I'm an assassin! I will kill you...and raise your children as my own!
- Finn: Princess, I have something pretty sucky to confess.
Squirrel: Pick it up Jake! Pick it up! (jake walks away with finn) Oh you son of a Bleeblob!
- Finn: Aw man, I'm freakin' all about sugar.'
- Jake: Now that you're a big foot, you're 100% kick, man!
- Two-Headed Monster: Our crotch! Our evil crotch!
- Finn: You stay here and take care of Donny, while I take care of a unknown possibly-deadly emergency.
- Jake: (as Finn is walking off) Dude, trade me jobs!
- Jeremy Shada - Finn
- John DiMaggio - Jake
- Hynden Walch - Princess Bubblegum
- Tom Kenny - The Ice King
- Niki Yang - Lady Rainicorn